______________________________________________________________________________ THIS IS A FLAME ______________________________________________________________________________ Dear [ ] asshole [ ] fag [X] ignorant snot [ ] prick [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] lonely masturbator [ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel Stoddard You are being flamed because [ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to [X] you posted a "test" [ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times in the past week [ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group [ ] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very boring [ ] your mother dresses you funny To recant, you must [X] actually post a humorous article [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours [X] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you) [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq [ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three hemp plants to decorate his office [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to peroffspringopenings [ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off [ ] _________________________________________________ Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from the offending behaviour that led to this flame. _____________________________________________________________________________