Dear _______________.
          (user)

   You have recieved this complaint form because you have:


___  A) Demonstrated your mouth-before-smallmind syndrome
___  B) That you are naturally stupid and we should feel sorry
___  C) What we are typing in here is the truth
___  D) You are annoyed at being flamed but feel if you ask us to
        leave you alone, that everyone will make fun of you.


  Thank you for your time.  Have a nice day.