Format:40col <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <> <> <> What Assholes Do..... <> <> <> <> By THE BLADE <> <> A Neon Knight Presentation <> <> Inspired by: <> <> "The Real Pirate" <> <> <> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <> Dist: Metal Communications <> <> & <> <> The Neon Knights <> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> After viewing "The Real Pirate" file I saw that a few things were missing, mosly about what 'assholes do'. If over %50 of this following file pertains to you....I wood get out of the Pirating business untill you have reserected a new personallity. <:><:><:> What Assholes Do <:><:><:> Assholes hang up on a SYSOP when they answer the phone. Assholes hang up when a SYSOP breaks in to see who they are. Assholes call AE's and download 100 programs and when the SYSOP wants a new ware that they have, they want something in return. Assholes crash AE's and BBS's (only crashing a system is ok when the sysop is an Asshole or the system really sucks.) Assholes dont know where the DOS is located on a disk. Assholes stay in on friday and saturday nights because they have no friends. Assholes call BBS's and AE's from 9 am untill 11 pm because they have nothing better to do. Assholes threaten to blow up your system with a "yellow & black box". Assholes listen to the TOP 40. Assholes get all A's on their report card...and are very upset with a 'B'. Assholes call the same ae every 2 hours to see if there are any new wares. Assholes have pulse dial phones. Assholes dont know how much an '800' call costs. Assholes USALLY (there are exceptions) have MM//e's, Networker, prometheus, or other modems that suck fuck. Assholes buy ss/sd disks for $32 a box. Assholes usally have Television sets for a monitor. Assholes name theirselves after dumb animals: THE CAT, THE WAREZWOLF, THE PINK PANTHER, (PUT OTHER ASSHOLES HERE). Assholes have never touched a girl in their life. Assholes think 'control characters' are police in a movie. Assholes live in towns with the population thats under 500. Assholes wear 'parachute pants'. Assholes dont play sports. Assholes have never used an Illegal substance in their life. Assholes use handles that are over 3 words long. Assholes think krackowicz is still around. Assholes have daisy wheel printers. Assholes dont have a phone next to their computer. Assholes use their real name instead of a handle. Assholes have hours on their systems. Assholes don't own their computer. Assholes only have 48 k. Assholes pay to get their modem installed. Assholes like Tina Turner, New Edition, Cindy Lapur, Michael Jackson, Prince, and The Pointer Sisters. Assholes are Assholes..... -------------------------------------- I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a long while. And dont forget, not everyone is perfect. So if more than 50 percent of this file appilies to you.....Get A REAL life. ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() What Assholes Do ][ will be at an AE near you soon... Call the Metal Catsend- 201-879-6668 Indvidual passwords Metalland AE/BBS/CATSEND/10megs (503)538-0761 ()()()(- A Neon Knight Release -)()()() The Blade///1-1-85///Neon Knights////// \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/