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I hope to discuss and point out some of the many wonderful and quite different aspects of the human equation. Among other things I will talk about females, and the passenger seat of the car... and anything else which has always interested me. If you feel that any of my views on these subjects are wrong, well then tough luck, I really don't give a shit what you think! Haha. As for a disclaimer, I really don't think it would be appro- priate on this file since for once in my life I'm not really discussing anything illegal (wow, what a change of pace... next thing you know, I'll be attending church!). I hope you like the file, I really got a kick out of writing it. Enjoy. CARS IN GENERAL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, lets talk about some of those unsolved mysteries that exist in and around cars. First off, have you ever thought about the massive power that rests in the passenger seat of a car? People will literally fight for this coveted seat of honor in the car, lovingly referred to as "shotgun." The fruits of such a victory are immense... why, you have full control over the radio! Or any other environmental controls up there... What POWER. Next, how about the never-ending list of people who have shitty cars and think they are awesome. Is there some sort of intoxicating factor contained in Pintos and other classic shit cars? Why, I can even remember a Pinto stationwagn, and you'll need to close your eyes and try hard to imagine this, white paint job with pink detailing (gag!), Momo rims, and like a shitty MTX system in it. Lame cars attract lame stereo equipment, and lame paint jobs. I can't explain why, but for some reason they just seem to. LOSERS IN GENERAL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hell, I always have gotten a kick out of losers. No one can possibly act so stupid and think they're sooo cool as a loser. It's always fun to listen to these people make plans, and then never follow through, or if they do they fail miserably and it's always funny to find out how. I always try to keep a couple losers around to make all those rainy days more interesting, by making them slave labor to my every whim. Loser is as loser does, they worship you like the god you are. Hehe... they also tend to try to pattern themselves after you as much as possible, and if you're like cleaning your house out, they will come and take everything you throw out, as if it will help to raise them to your level. Now don't get me wrong, there are some cool losers, but for the most part the above is the case in dealing with them. MUSIC OVERVIEW ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I must point out what type of music I listen to, since there seems to be some sort of massive misunderstanding about this awesome form of music. It's called Industrial and is comprised of real hard-edge sounds and hardcore analogs, with heavily distorted vocals (for the most part). Bands like Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Skinny Puppy, and Nine Inch Nails are just a few that are in this class of music. Next time you're in a music store, do yourself a favor and rip off a CD or two, or better yet, card 'em... There ARE mailorder CD companies! I myself hate metal and rock, as well as country (who doesn't). But I must admit that I can name a couple of Pop songs that I enjoy. I do enjoy Modern, House, Acid House, and some of the more dancey styles, although I hate Rap, it just doesn't do anything for me. Anyways, enough of this, on with the point. My point is the fact that many metal heads don't like groups like Nine Inch Nails, which are a lot harder then most of the metal bands, and why is this? Well because it's "Industrial," and they don't like that. Well, that's sort of bullshit, although I sometimes find myself falling into this myself (just the other day I told someone that I like everything except anything with acoustic instruments in it. Although this is true for the most part, it's a pretty bad exaggeration). I also get a kick out of when someone who likes a group like Front 242 or Nine Inch Nails says they don't like dance music, since both of these groups (like most) have put out dance tracks (Headhunter, Down in It, etc...). If you can find any Acid House, that is usually VERY hardcore Analog sounding, and very dancey, which is cool as far as I'm concerned (groups like Lords of Acid and Erotic Dissidents). And as far as most music, there are a lot of cross-over styles, like 2-Live Crew's 'Fuck Shop' uses the guitar from Bon Jovi (and I think the song sounds a HELL of a lot better than the Bon Jovi version), or Marky-Mark and the Funky Bunch's MTV hell-tune has a real housey sound to it although it's mainly rap. All my point being is that we shouldn't break ourselves into classifications in music, since it's sooo damn broad and overlapping. GIRLS IN GENERAL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was watching some comedian, and he described a guy's real position in a girl's mind perfectly: BOYFRIEND - CREDIT CARD HOLDER FIANCE' - GOLD CARD HOLDER HUSBAND - CHAPTER 11 Hahaha, I got a kick out of that, since it's sooo damn true. Which brings us to the first level of girls and the bullshit surrounding them, namely greed. If you find a girl that is not driven by greed, fuck her and keep her forever, but if you are like most of us and get girls that are greedy pieces-of-shit that leech off you worse than the best loser then you have to watch out. They all act the same, by saying shit like, "I don't care if we don't do anything, as long as we're together." Of course, her definition of "together" isn't what I would like to think, unless you wine and dine the bitch. If you spend a small fortune on her she'll suck and fuck you as much as you want, and then it's over, she thinks since you dipped the wick that you owe her something. Well, lemme tell you, you don't owe her shit. Another thing to NEVER do is trust a girl. They are almost always the most deceitful pieces-of-shit around. If they weren't good for fucking I'd kill all of the damn bitches. I made the mistake once of trusting a girl in a scam, and I just barely got my ass out of getting busted. Here's how vengeful a bitch can be. She turned herself in just to try and bust me... Although, since men are and will always be smarter than most girls, I fucking tricked her sorry ass and she went to jail, not me. Hahaha dumb bitch. GIRLS AND MUSIC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ahh, no human in the world will be more evasive then a girl on the subject of music. If she likes you, and you just met her you will NEVER get a straight answer out of her on this subject. Here is the typical conversation: BOY : "So tell me Girl, what kind of music are you into?" GIRL: "Oh, I don't know, all kinds..." BOY : "Well, you mean you don't have a favorite type?" GIRL: "Oh, I don't like country music, but other than that I like everything else." BOY : [mutters 'ya, right'] "Well, what are some of your favorite bands then?" GIRL: "I don't really have any, I just listen to whatever is on the radio." BOY : [last ditch attempt.] "What radio station do you listen to?" GIRL: "Oh, I don't know, I just sorta scan around." Oh fuck, what a worthless conversation. If you go to the chick's house it turns out she only like George Michael and MC Hammer or some shit like that, but of course she doesn't tell you this. The real clincher here is the fact that if you ever get into a fight, she'll pull this shit in, by saying something like, "Well, you never liked the same music as me!" Just finish the bitch and say "Well, you fucking said you liked everything except country, and let me tell you something bitch, that wasn't country!". Something to note: unless she actually does have some personality and does answer truthfully, or she doesn't like you, she will answer almost verbatim like above. Another good worthless thing to do to test a bitch for uselessness is to make up a band and tell her you're in it. Ten to one she'll say something totally stupid like "Oh, I think I've heard some of your stuff and really liked it!" Ya, right. You can call yourself something completely off the wall and she'll think she's heard of you... like Cult of the Dead Cow... ha. ARCHITECTURE ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's just a quick note on one of the strangest phenomena's in the world as we know it today. One of the oldest and most rigid organizations ALWAYS have the weirdest looking buildings... Churches. Have you ever noticed, if the building is really weird in design, it's almost always either a sculpture, a church or some church-oriented group. God only knows (no pun intended) why this is the case, nor do I think anyone ever truly will. QSD AND LOSERS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Holy shit, this place is lame. If you don't know what I'm talking about just skip this and count yourself lucky! This is user-hell, loser-heaven. You call up this once-descent chat system, which is now infected with K-Rad Elite Wares dudes and 2-bit hack/phreak "gods"... I regret the day I first called this place! The people on here are the scum of the modem world, what you were when you first bought you computer (Obviously you improved, or you wouldn't be reading my file (because chances are you couldn't read worth shit)). I don't want to spend any more time on them, they are lame and take my advice and NEVER CALL. CONCLUSION ~~~~~~~~~~ Well, that about wraps it up... I hope it has helped you gain more insight into yourself and others, and maybe realize that the world is really a fucked up place and that there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Then again, was there ever anything you could, or any indication that it change on its own? Ah, but life is still wonderful, right? Anyways, I really don't need to greet anyone in this file, since how the hell could they help anyways, so forget it. If you have any awesome comments concerning this work of art, then please leave them to me wherever, or maybe if you know some strange occurrences as well, then tell me so I can enlighten the world into the unknown. Until next we meet... 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