ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ ßÛßßÜ ÜßßßÜ ßÛßßÜ ³ ³ ³ Û Û Û Û Û ³ ³ ³ ßÛßßßÛ Û ßÛßßß ³ Written by : Lars ³ ³ Û Û Û Û ³ File Type : Text ³ ³ ß ßßß ßÜÜÜÜß ß ³ Packaged by : Lars ³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ Release Date [2/24/95] ³ ³BLACK CiRCLE PRODUCTiONS³ ³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ ³ Fun at McDonalds ³ ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Its hard to belive, but a bored person can have about the most fun at a McDonalds. Here are a few tricks that I find amusing. - Get all the plastic trays on top of the trash can and throw them in it. This is fun to do on busy days when the trash must be changed every hour. - Go climb in the kidde play area. Fun to make an ass of your self. Some newer McDonalds have big tunnels and stuff to play in. just hide in one and charge a passage through it, or jut act like some satanic killer and scare all the kids. - playing with the food orders is fun too. Like say "i want a big mac" and after they ring it up change your mind. If you hear a printing machine running it means that they are typing out your order. changing it causes lots of work for the employees. order things like a Large coke with 4 pieces of ice, or a hamburger with ketchup mustard, and then throw in cheese. 9 out of 10 cashiers are to dense to pick this up and then you get a cheeseburger at a reduced cost. - if you have a CB ham radio you can talk shit to the drive through operator and really fuck up orders. just jump on and say stuff like "i want 10 big macs" only the employee will hear it and when billy goes to get his happy meal they try to give him 10 big macs. lots of fun. - look at the back of McDonalds. you can find a bucket of toxic ooze. i think its really fat back or something, but just dumb this out in the parking lot. the whole place will stick, attract bugs, and be slick as hell. - Most McDonalds have free refills. Just ask for one then dumb it on your head. Keep doing this until they think your physco and kick you out. well thats it have fun.. BLACK CiCRLE PRODUCTiONS is in need of more members. if you think you can offer something call The BcP WHQ The X-Files at 919-881-9131. or leave mail to: lars@merlin.nando.net OR join the BcP Channel on IRC #bcp BLACK CiRCLE PRODUCTiONS '95