BBS: Jerry W. Decker's Keelynet BBS: Humor

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100 Ways to Avoid Dying, by Tim Clark (April 4, 1991)
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The 10 Commandsments for Technicians
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Adam, by Nicholas Biel (October 22, 1992)
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AE: Artificial Eroticism (November 26, 1990)
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Construction Project, Atom Bomb (April 24, 1990) Courtesy of the InterOcitor
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The Anti-Barney League's Barney Must Die Newsletter (Issue #1) (August 21, 1993)
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Why Beer is Better Than Women (March 8th, 1992)
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The Best 1001 Jokes (October 29, 1990)
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The Other Best 1001 Jokes (November 5, 1990)
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The World According to Student Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School (August 17, 1990)
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Contact Lenses for Hens? By Tony Rogers of the Dallas Morning News (December 3, 1989)
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The Bill Clinton Statue Committee
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National Condom Week Slogans
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Condoms and the Law (May 4th, 1991)
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Corporate Structure Definitions (October 4th, 1990)
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The Universal Theory of Daek (August 25th, 1991)
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The Darkbulb, by James L. DeLucas
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The Dallas Independent School District High School Math Proficiency Exam
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TText of a Somewhat Weird Classified Ad in The Local Paper, from Gerald O'Docharty (February 18, 1994)
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The Chain Letter for Unhappy Wives
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Impure Mathematics, by Richard A. Gibbs
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A Chemical Analysis of a Digitated, Mammalian Biped (November 7th, 1992)
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A Memor to Moses from HEW by James E. Mignard, Ph.D.
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Murphy's Laws on Sex
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The Top 10 Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of a Retirement Home
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A Poem on Old Age (March 8, 1992)
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The Order, by Dale Lowdermilk
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Report of the Technical Committee to Determine Market Opportunities for The Telephone (November 7th, 1992)
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The New Physics Cirriculum from James "Kibo" Parry (May 9th, 1995)
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You're Most Likely a Redneck if... (December 11, 1990)
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The Rules of Revenge, by David Grant (April 2, 1993)
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Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
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The Important Rules for Safe Fax (March 14, 1992)
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The Computer Lord's Prayer (August 24th, 1990)
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The Tao of Programming, by Geoffrey James (August 16, 1990)
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In the Beginning There Was the Plan
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Toad Lickers: News You Can Do Without
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Attention, All Ye of the Faith!
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Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin (August 24, 1990)
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An Unwanted Letter About your Condom Modelling Career

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