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c1SLAMSONGS
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c3TYPED BY THE HOOLIGAN OF DCS

c4Songs stripped from the books:
c6
"Evil Geniuses in a nutshell"
"User Friendly - the comic strip"

c7
 By Illiad (O'Reilly publishing)
   (typed by The Hooligan/DCS)


c5Sing to "Every breath you take"
by The Police

c2"Every game of Quake.
Every Quad you take.
Every frag you make.
Every pane you break,
I'll be dodging you...

Every single day.
Every time we play
though you scream and pray.
You can't make me stay.
I'll be dodging you...

Oh can't you seeeeee,
Your butt belonmgs to meeee.
Oh how my railgun shakes,
For every death I make.

Every game of Quake.
Every camp you stake.
Every rule you break.
Every move you make.
I'll be dodging you..."

c5



Sing to "U can't touch this"
         by MC Hammer
c2
"My my my mah.
'puter begs me
so hard.
It cries and
screams:
'Oh my lord!'

ooo oh
ooo oh
ooo oh

Thank you
for rescuing me
from that bad OS
on that evil CD!

It feels good,
It's a marginal risk.
When I clear off
Windows with Fdisk.

And I know I'm done
when I return that box
for a refund

ooo oh
ooo oh
ooo oh

I told ya billy-boy
Refund this!
Yeah! We're installi'
Linux and you know...
refund this!
Look at my command
line, man...
Refund this!
Yo. I'm bustin' your
company...
Refund this!"

c5
Sing to "Money for nothing"
         by Dire Straits
c2
"Look at them coders.
That's the way you do it.
You chat about hackin'
on the irc.
That ain't workin'
That's the way you do it.
Hardware for nothin'
And your source for free.

Now that ain't workin'
That's the way you do it.
Lemme tell ya
them coders ain't dumb
May be get a blister on your
typing fingers.
Maybe put on a
little weight
around your bum.

We gotta install operating
systems. Custom kernel
deliveriiiies. We gotta
solve these. User problems.
We gotta move these
Pentium threeees..."

c5
Sing to "Don't fear the reaper"
         by Blue Oyster Cult
c2
"Oh. Now the time has come
ready now to go on.
Coders dont fear the penguin,
nor does IBM, Sun or Corel...

Come on baby...
     don't fear the penguin
Baby grab the tools...
     don't fear the penguin
You'll be able to fly...
     don't fear the penguin
Baby it's your chanaaance..."
c5
Sing to "Lookin' out my backdoor"
c2
"Just bought Windows95,
stuck the cd in my drive.
Got to upgrade from Windows 3.1!
Loaded up my machine.
Then I got that blue screen.
GPF on my Windows PC!

I hit control-alt-delete.
My PC began to build up the heat.
When finally the desktop popped
up on my monitor!
I double-clicked on Freecell,
and 95 went to hell.
GPF on my Windows PC

Bugs and bloated features,
are working hand in hand,
to make us scream, cry and shout,
and go 'boo hoo hoo!'
I suppose we all have to wait
for the release of Windows 98.
For no more GPF's on our Windows PC's"

(* GPF=General Protection Fault)

c5
Sing to "Running on empty"
      by  Jackson Browne
c2
"Looking down at my keyboard under my hands,
Wondering when I can stop buying more RAM.
Win95 needed sixteen megs, NT seems to need more.
I'M up to a hundred and twenty-eight megs,
and my bum is sore...

oh my god -- I'm running on NT
oh my god -- I'm gonna diiiie
oh my god -- running into teh arms
of the devil am I

Gotta do what you can just to keep your
machine at speed.
All your resources used up for services
you don't need.
Every day I see teh blue devil, Microsoft
is the one I slam.
But Bill gets me every time when NT says
I need more RAM...



oh my god -- I'm running on NT
oh my god -- I'm gonna diiiie
oh my god -- running into the arms
of the devil am I"

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