                  THE OFFICIAL TDKEB YEAR TO REMEMBER POLL

    We planned to write a huge article detailing the past year month to
    month.  However, instead of doing all the work for you, we came  to
    the conclusion that you  guys  should  have a say in what should be
    remembered and what should be shoved under the rug.  So here's your
    chance to make history, and get your voice out there.  Even if  you
    can't answer all the questions, I know everyone should be able   to
    answer some.  So here it goes... read, reply, return.  It's    that
    simple... the deadline for submission of your responses is  January
    10th.  The issue will be out shortly thereafter.

   NOTE:  All of these questions are meant in fun, and we aren't picking
   on anyone in particular.  We're actually trying to pick  on  you  all
   equally, so don't get offended.  We're also ripping on  ourselves  as
   much as you.  Also,  if  you think an answer that we haven't included
   is more appropriate for  a  certain question, then feel free to write
   in your own response.   You also don't have to put your name on this,
   and I'm not  going  to keep track.  Basically, this is like one  huge
   month in review, only  it's  the  whole year, and you get to pick the
   winners.  Ready... set... go...

                                BEST FIGHT
        -Suicide Blonde and Marlo
        -Prong and Paul Davies
        -Social Parasite and Digital Anarchist
        -TDKEB and POI
        -Deranged and Wolvie
        -VDS and DCI
        -Sweet Envy and Soft Touch
        -Pyroman and The Warlord

                                 BEST PARTY
        -Shadowolfe's and Deranged's in January KEY EVENT: COP BUST!
        -TDKEB party #1 in February
         KEY PHRASE: Why does it smell all fruity in here?
        -TDKEB party #2 in April
         KEY EVENT: Reveal hard drive installation video
        -Dragonspit's party in May KEY WORD: Penis!
        -TDKEB party #3 in June KEY WORD:  Birthday!
        -Gathering IV in July KEY EVENT: Mr. Moonpie love-fest
        -Suicide Blonde's party in August KEY EVENT: bowling alley fight
        -Random's and Nashoba's party #1 in August KEY EVENT: Vodka!
        -Random's and Nashoba's Halloween party KEY WORD: Super soakers!
        -Intrepid's New Year's Eve bash KEY
        -Mirth and Ilsa's New Year's Eve bash KEY EVENT: Mortal Kombat?

                            BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
        -Robin Hood and Maid Marion (Mirth and Ilsa)
        -Dudes from "A Clockwork Orange" (Maelstrom and Prince Kheldar)
        -Mickey and Mallory Knox (Dave and Black Sunshine)
        -The Dead Cow (Deranged)
        -Vampire and his victim.. kind of (Random and Nashoba)
        -Liselle (Velvet)

                                  BEST COUPLE
        -Mirth and Ilsa
        -Yaun-ti and Gogirl
        -False God and Anacodia
        -Dave and Black Sunshine
        -Blackcloud and U
        -Random and Nashoba
        -Pooky and Violetta Kitten 
        -Eagle and Girasol
        -Prince Kheldar and Velvet
        
        *Stipulations:  To add anyone to this list, both  people  have to
        modem, and they had to have gotten together in 95, gotten married
        in 95, or broken up and gotten back together in 95.


                   THE COUPLE THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN
        -Wolvie and Deranged
        -Fruit-Loop and Black Sunshine
        -Shadowolfe and Polaris
        -Dave and Suicide Blonde
        -Maelstrom and Gorgas
        
        *Stipulations:  To  add anyone to this list, both  people have to
        modem, and  the  couple must no longer be together as of sometime
        in 95.


                               WORST MISTAKE
        -Wolvie moving in with Deranged and Shadowolfe
        -Fugazi falsely telling everyone he slept with Ilsa
        -Fugazi falsely telling everyone he slept with Black Sunshine
        -Letting U drink at the TDKEB birthday party


                                BIGGEST LOSER
        -Soft Touch
        -U
        

                                 BIGGEST MACK
        -Wolvesbane
        -Pyroman
        -Kangaroo
        -Soft Touch
        -Ken Chalker
        -Kid Dynamite
        -YAUN-Ti
        -Random


                               BIGGEST SURPRISE
        -NiHiLiST... to be or not to be?
        -YAUN-Ti becoming Dad-ti
        -Twisted Phallicy #1 virus
        -Deranged's closet antics
        -Black Sunshine's Playgirl subscription
        -Jack Flack leaving SAZ
        -Digital Anarchist getting laid


                                BIGGEST TRAGEDY
        -TBH dismantling
        -Raven's hospital stay
        -Digital Anarchist getting laid
        -VDS going down


                              MOST OVERRATED EVENT
        -Late-night calls from Pyroman and Cuta Jimbooka on three-way
        -Saturday night bowling
        -Hot chatting Kid Dynamite
        -Digital Anarchist getting laid
        -Letting Magellan attend a party
        -Farwest Trivia


                              MOST UNDERRATED EVENT
        -Laurana's car pools to Christie's Toy Box
        -Playing tele-arena
        -Playing quarters
        -Finding naked Brad Pitt GIFs
        -Browsing The Stranger's Supermodel file conference
        -Adding skittles to beer and Zima
        -Using tylenol as birth control


                              BIGGEST BROWN-NOSER
        -Pyroman
        -NiHiLiST
        -Jack Flack
        -Kardiak Arrest
        -U
        -Kangaroo


                             STUPIDEST THING SAID
        -"Sup." -Pyroman
        -"Women don't blow me off.  I'm Joe." -Fugazi
        -"We are the men and you are the women so sit down and shut up."-U
        -"I'm a member of the TBH." -White Fang
        -"You ho's put [skittles] on a string and use them for
          assbeads." -PronG
        -"You had said nothing constructive, nor had you joined a
          conversation." -Soft Touch
        -"On VDS's last day up, I will not have another board plugged that is
          run by a bunch of dickless men." -Karmyil
        -"Are you a lesbian?  I think lesbians are great." -Kangaroo
        -"Will you wash my hands?" -Pyroman


                                  BEST ROOMATES
        -YAUN-Ti and Gogirl
        -Black Sunshine and Deranged
        -Mirth and Ilsa
        -PronG and Laurana
        -Maelstrom, Prince Kheldar and Shadowolfe
        -Dave and Jesse
        -Random and Nashoba


                          BEST ARTICLE IN A LOCAL MAG
        -Jack Flack- "Scooby Doo" in SITH #2
        -YAUN-Ti- "Ode to the TDKEB" in TBH #11
        -The Stranger- "Why You Should Kill Yourself" in SITH #1
        -Black Sunshine- "Ouija Board Drama" in TDKEB #3
        -Deranged- "A Pagan's View of Christmas" in TDKEB #7
        -Dave "Dave Reforms the World" in TDKEB #7

                             BEST LOCAL GIF
        We planned to have a GIF with all the pictures you could
        vote for, however, it  takes  too  much energy.  You can
        still vote for one,  however, by sending it in.  Winners
        will be included in the next issue.  The GIF has to have
        been taken this year  and  include people in it from the
        local modem  scene.  And it  better  not  be  from  your
        private naked collection either..  haha j/k.


        Comments?  Anything we forgot? Here's where to talk about
        it.  

















        Thanks for filling this out.  Results in the next issue of
        TDKEB.
                --Black Sunshine and Deranged

