        merry fucking Xmas
        ------------------

        The holly-jollies
        or the heeby-jeebies.
        Which best captures
        the sentiment of the season?

        Peace on Earth.
        Good Will towards man.
        But only if you don't have the last copy
          of the movie 'Titanic" that my girlie wants
          of the self-help book my sister wants
          of the 'better sex through swimming' video my mom wants
          of the cd I want.

        You do?
        In that case...
        Get the fuck out of my way
        you fucking whitetrash piece of shit.
        Clogging the malls with your
        slow fucking waddle
        from store to fucking store.
        You fucking make me sick,
        you stupid fucking son of a bitch.

        After all,
        tis the season
        to be jolly.
        Fa la la.
        la la.
        la la.
        shot.gun

                        -WindRider 11/98
