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Ltd. - All rights reserved --------------------------------------------------------------------------------written by enzo * Road rules * [ Do the evolution ] Alright, I know I'm late... Don't blame me, I've bills to pay, a dog to feed and a life to waste with drugs and chicks. This is issue #002 and I wanted to say hi to our favorite (and only) readers: cap_hood, propane and podsi. Just in case you didn't notice, that's the bmw logo (tm) above, wich produces good and fast cars for those who can afford it (not me), so considering I'll never get one of those (legally), so I used their fucking logo at least..SUE ME! * Crash and burn, baby! * [ http://saddam.youaremyfriend.com ] Man, I was watching TV the other and saw that there are like 1,000,000 american soldiers in the Gulf, or something like that. Wtf ?! Why does the US Army needso many G.I.Joe to beat just one man, that fucker called Saddam ?! Well, I guessthe good days are over, in other ocasion they would just drop off Rambo there and he would start exploding and mass killing all the bad guys till the last bullet and tell something funny in the end. They think Medal of Honor Allied Assault is a pretty good game cuz of it's realism and stuff...but SCREW it, how can one man kill the entire German army in one day ?! Well, I don't care if you kill 500,000 nazis in a half hour, but that's not possible for humans... I guess everything i just said made no sense yet, but my point is those FUCKING Game companies are CHEATING you, why ?! Man, you pay $50 for a box with a few CD's full of LIES, or do you really think there's an Island in Caribe called TheMonkey Island or those Orcs from Warcraft 3 live in New Zealand ?! They lie and you pay.... Well, I could lie to you too (and i always do), would you pay me forit then ?! NO, YOU WOULD HATE ME. You even hate me when I'm telling you the truth. So, if you work for a big Game Company, EA or something (Hi ZeusII), try making something REALLY realistic, like a first action shooter where You are a sol dier that plays card all day in one of those Navy bigass Ships while the Jet Fighters bomb Iraq doing all the fucking job... ( Some games may not deserve this kind of criticism. Brazilian streets look like GTA3 scenes so much, the bad point is, you are not the guy with the UZI or Rocket Launcher... you are always the civilian that will be ran down or killed ) [ Original x Comic rip ] Woa, that's a not so new subject for sure but there's still a controversy abouit. Some ppl support that original ansis are a way harder to draw, cuz it demands as much creativity as outline/shading skills and takes longer to draw. In the other side, there are others defending comics rips brings a lot of more quality to ansi, due the fact the reference pic was made by a professional artist, and takes as much ansi skills as originals. I'm not going to tell you wich of em is the better way to draw ansi, but i believe artists must experience new things toimprove what they already do very good and get their own conclusions. I've done a lot of original ansis and started drawing comic rips just recently, but a GOODansi is a fucking GOOD ansi, doesn't matter if it's a Spawn pic or a three legedblue alien skull you have just created. Get the time to try both sides, enjoy the fun of drawing originals and the pratical way of comic rips, merging those styles will sure make you a better artist. Alrigh, I'm done... go draw ansi and delight my eyes with it. 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Socialize easily with members of the same specie *only*. Lives in large buildings and it's natural enemy is the arab race (not listed here), which they plan to exterminate asap.]  (2)."Canuckius Hockeynacius" [Identified by the ice skates on feet is a compulsive bacon eater. Can speak 2 languages fluently [english : french], but doesn't get along with the "americanus" for unknow reasons. Creators of polar bear racing (soon will be a NASCAR category). Favorite quote: "EH?"]  (3)."Latinus Cannot-Speak-Englishus" [Besides being seen as a mexican jumping bean eater by other species, they can come from everywhere under Central-America. Very skilled for criminal activities and slow for brain usage. Don't even try to have more than one as pet, it can bedangerous to your health (reproduces faster than hamsters)]  (4)."Eurolipidus Coolificidus" [Came from the cold lands, usually blond. Hot females that i would like to have on my bed... err... Peacefull and kind, speaks more than 1 lang in general. Eatsmeatball and drinks beer all the over (fear my rhyme). They are just latin lovers wannabe with good artistic skills.]  (5)."Suck my dick... Didn't you notice that window was empty ?!" (6)."Aussinescus IanThorpish" [Addicted to surfing, boxing, boomerang throwing and swimming. Biggest silverchair fan community was found in their homelands. Speaks it's own lang that is supposed to be english, but there's not scientific proof about that yet. Can tell you jokes for hours straight (not funny at all) and lie about their sexual dates.] [ Advertisement time ]   " Let's have a break to hear a few words of our sponsor ... " ²²Ûßßß ßÛ²²   ÛßANSI WAS FUN, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME ANYMORE ?!ßÛ YOUR PROBLEMS ARE OVER. ANSI ADVENTURES Co. 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No, i didn't meant if you would touch on her body parties (you probably would if you had a chance, wouldn't you?) I asked if you would spy on her... SPY, ONLY! Would you ?! Don't lie, be honest to yourself... I must warn you i have 15shotguns hidden at my place and im always looking for a good of excuse to fire em. Alright, but if instead of my h0t sister, there was a big fat hairy hell's angels member in the shower, would you spy on him ?! (HAHA, I KNOW YOU WOULD)... Sorry, i couldn't resist to that joke... Considering you are not gay, you shouldhave answered Yes and No, in this order, to those questions. So gimme a good reason to watch reality show chicks ? If there's no risk to be caught (some ppl areaddicted to adrenaline) and they are naked rarely... WHY DO YOU KEEP WATCHING ?!Well, you can defend yourself saying something like: "All my friends watch it, Ihave no choice but watch it too". Damnit, that's a really bad answer... Sounds like you are 8 yrs old. Get a life, man! I've better things to do with my free time.. like...scratching my ballz. ÜßßßÛÛÛßßÛÛßßÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛßÛÛßßÛÛÛÛÛßÛßÛÛÛÛßßßßÜ  ÜÜ ßÛÜßÛÜ ÜÛß ÜÛÛÜ ÞÜßÛÛßÞÜßÛßÛÛ°°°°ÛÛßÛÛÛßÜÜßÛÛÞÜÜÜÜÛ ÜÛÛÜßÛßÜÛÜÛÜßßÜÛ²² Ûß ÜÜß²²ÞÛ°°ÝÛÛ Û² Þßßß²Ý Û ÝÛÜ Û ÝÛÜßÛÛÛßÜÛÛÜß ÛßßßÜÛ ßÛÝßßÞßßß²Ý ÞÛ ß ÛÝÞÛßßßÜÛÛÞ²²²±±ÞÛÛÛÝÛÛßÛÛ ÛßßßÛÛ ÛÝ ²ÛÝÛÝ ²ÛÝßÜßÞ²ß ÛÝßÛßÜÛßÜÞ ²Ûß ÛßßßÛÛ ²Û Ý ÛÛÞÛß ÛÛÛÛ°Û²²Û²ÞÛÛÛÞÛ² ÛÛÝÛ ÛÝ²Û ÛßßÛÛݲßßÛÛÝÛÜÛÜßÜÜß ²Ý ÛÛÜÛÜÞÛ ÝÛ Û Û² ÛÛ Û ²Û ßÛ²² ÛÛ²Û²²Û²ÛÛÛÛÞßÜÜÜßÝ ÛÛÜß ÜÜÜÛ ß ÜÛÛ ßÜÛ°°ÛÛÜÜÛÛ ßÜÛÛ°°°ÛÜßÜÛÜÛÛÜßÜ ßÜÛÛÜ ßÜÜ ßßÜÛÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²Üßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß As tradition demands, every issue needs to pay tribute to someone important ÜÜ in the ansi scene and we are proud to introduce our honored...ÜÜ ßÝ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Þß  ß  cap_hoodÛÛ  | Û fever  Û | Þ*taintedxÛÝ |  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ | ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ß  issue #000issue #002issue #003 * About * J.L.Roberts aka. taintedx, ex-glue, ex-ice, zenith founder, ex-somanymadaffilz,has a powerfull unique style and brought the scene the hotest ansi chicks ever. Too bad he hasn't been releasing his masterpieces recently, maybe due to gaming (man, those game companies fuck even with the ansi scene), but we hope he gets tired of cheating in CounterStrike network sessions and show a bit more of his "supahstyle" shading skill soon. ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²²ÛÛ Recent picture of tnt's best friend; "the ÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛ wildest optical mouse in Quebec area". Co ÛÛßÛ²²ÛÜßßÛ Üß  ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ²²²Û ÛÛ unterStrike Championships won by tnt and ÛÛÞ±±²ÛÛÛÝ°Ý Ûß ²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ²Û his "partner": ÛÛ ßÛÜÜÛ²²ÛÛÝÛ ± Û ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÛ  ÛÛ ÜÛ²ÛÛÛÛßÛÛ ÝÞÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²Û ÛÛ - CS Rally. Vancouver, 2001. ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛßßßßßßß ÜÝÞßßßßßßßßßßß²±² ÛÛ  ÛÛ Ûß  ÛÛ ÛÛ Ü ÜÜ ßÛÛßßÛßÛÛ ±°± ÛÛ - CounterStrike-O-Mania. Montreal, 2001. ÛÛ ß ²±±ÛÛ  ÜÝÛÛÛ ßÛÜÜÛÛÛÛ ° ° ÛÛ  ÛÛ  ²²ÛÛÝÞßßßßßßÝÞÛÛßÛÛÛß ÛÛ  ÛÛ - CS Freakness Tournament. Ontario, 2002. ÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÝÞÜÛÛÛÛÛÝÞÛßÜÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛ  ÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÝÞÛÛÛ²²ÛÝÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ° ÛÛ - CounterStrike Arena. Manitoba, 2002. ÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÛ ßßÛÛßß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Ü ± ÛÛ  ÛÛ  ²ÛÛÛÛÛÜ ßß ÜÛÛ Û ÛÛ² ÛÛ - CS Ultimate Fight Arena. Winnipeg, 2003. ²²  ²²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛmousepadÛ ßÛÛ ÛÛ  ²ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛ ( he garantees he didn't cheat in any.. ) ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß  pic taken by chupacabra bump [ Ansi review ] Ü ÛÜ ÞÜÛÛÛßÜ Ü ßÛÜÜ Üßßß bump ansi packs review° ÛÛ ÜÛÛ ßßßÜ Üܲ° ÜÜ ÜÛÛÛß Ü ß ßß Þ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÜ ÛÛÞÛÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛ Û²ÞÛÛÛ ß ßÛß ÜÛÛÜÜ ÜÛÛÜÜÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÛÛÛÞÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛÜÜÜÛÛÛ ÛÛ Û ÛÛ ßÜÜÛÛÜ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÝ ßÜßÛÜÛß ÛÛÛ ßÜßÛÛßÛÛßÛÛÛ ßÛÛ - - -------------------------------------- - -ÛÛß ÜÛÛÜ ÞÛÛ * ansis will be rated according to this scheme: ÛÛÝ ²ÛÛ² ±² If fantastic: ....................... [ J.Lo ] ²± °± If excellent: ................. [ Hale Berry ] ±° ° If good: .................... [ Sylvia Saint ] ° °° If ok : ......................... [ Britney ] ±° ±² If it needs more work : .......... [ Shakira ] ²² Ü ß Ü²ÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÜ ß +++ feel free to send us your reviews +++ ßÛÛß ÜÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÜ ÞÛÝÞÛ REVIEWED PACK: SENSE #11  reviewer: enzoÛÛÝÞÛÝ ßÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛß ß filename: author: rateß + ----------------------------------------------+ | 43&cg-l1.ans : multiple: J.Lo| | 43&u-s1.ans : multiple: Sylvia Saint| | Avg-ice1.ans : avg_angel: J.Lo| | Cg-bio1.ans : cryogenic: Britney| | Cg-bio2.ans : cryogenic: Sylvia Saint| | Cg-is.ans: cryogenic: Hale Berry | | Cg-menu.ans : cryogenic: Sylvia Saint| | Cg-nami3.ans : cryogenic: Sylvia Saint| | Jn-jasp.ans : jashiin: Shakira| | Po-pir~1.ans : portia: Sylvia Saint| | Po-wht2.ans : portia: Hale Berry | | Us!-emp.ans : multiple: Sylvia Saint| | Vld-dfmn.ans : velodrome: Britney| | Vld-ills.ans : velodrome: Britney| | Vld-scen.ans : velodrome: Sylvia Saint| +-----------------------------------------------+ | Comment: Sense kicked ass again with a quality| | pack, but without many pics. Too bad many memb| | ers were inactive this time. We hope to see mo| | re stuff from sense imagery soon...| |=---------------------------------------------=| °| Artist of the pack: Cryogenic and Portia|° ±| Best piece: 43&l1.ans|± °²+-----------------------------------------------+²° ܲßÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜß²Ü ÞÛÝÞÛ REVIEWED PACK:POFFELIPOFF #25  reviewer: enzoÛÛÝÞÛÝ ßÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛß ß filename: author: rateß + ----------------------------------------------+ | 13-lyra.ans : ville: J.Lo| | Ave-e02.ans : avenger: Sylvia Saint| | Bym-ld03.ans : big yellow man : Hale Berry | | Bym-lord.ans : big yellow man : Double J.Lo | | Bym-p25.ans : big yellow man : Sylvia Saint| | Bym-pi03.ans : big yellow man : Britney| | Bym-pi04.ans : big yellow man : Sylvia Saint| | Bym-pi05.ans : big yellow man : Britney| | E0-plf.ans: enzo: ___________ | | Sph_bbtd.ans : sephiroth: Sylvia Saint| | Sph_dtrb.ans : sephiroth: Britney| | Vrg-0212.ans : vargr: Britney| | Vrg-0213.ans : vargr: Britney| +-----------------------------------------------+ | Comment: Plf made a fantastic comeback with #2| | 5 with a lot of original pics and hardwork don| | e by bym. This pack will be on our memories fo| | r a long time. 24lns should had been put in a | | colly tho.| |=---------------------------------------------=| | Artist of the pack: Big Yellow Man| | Best piece: Bym-lord.ans| +-----------------------------------------------+ *ascii and rip files were not rated in both packs - send your reviews or ansi packs to be reviewed to hotbump@hotmail.com - * Stop and Go * [ Pit Stop ] I can't believe I'm done with this issue... This one took me a LOOOOOOT of time, so you should read it as many times as possible to make me really happy. Drawing for iCE and releasing bump is not easily manageable with my pop star social life, but i will try hard to keep it going. Don't lose #003, more bullshit, moresex, more farm animals and stuff. Ok, you can go and watch TV now... 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