Path: rrze.uni-erlangen.de!fauern!xlink.net!howland.reston.ans.net!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!uunet!psinntp!heimdall!sgige1!gehotch From: Ric.Hotchkiss@sdrc.com Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Some ascii art in my fortune database Message-ID: <4923@heimdall.sdrc.com> Date: 18 Nov 93 17:55:53 GMT Sender: news@heimdall.sdrc.com Reply-To: Ric.Hotchkiss@sdrc.com Organization: SDRC (Structural Dynamics Research Corporation) Lines: 1006 Here is some ascii art collected from various sources that I have put in my fortune database ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /\^ ^/\ / (O|O) \ ^^^ | | ^^^ \|/ \ / \|/ \\ /\ " /\ // Of course I love Barney \\ \\___// // ..........MEDIUM WELL!! \\ /\^^^/\ // \ """"""" ( )/ _ \( ) \ |"""""" \/ / \ \/ _________ \ O 9"" ( | | ) //-------\\ \ /_ \ | | | | L______________||O-----------------\ - |____/_\ / | | | | -----------------||||| =========== /\ ____\ v|\ ( \___/ ) OOOO-L______________ / \ / \ / --____||||___\< / | | \ |||| (|-- | (UUUUU) (UUUUU) ---- Bart |^^^^^^^^| Raven | | | | | | | _ _, .---------------. | (.).) | | | .-^--_ | EAT MY SHORTS ! | \ ' _____) | | | \ (__ /_-----------------' / -__/ / \ / / . | / / / | / \ / ' / \ / / / . / / / X / / / / |--| |____ \/\_/ |--| ----. / |\ \----' / /| | \ \ `_/_|_. `- Calvin o-. o. . 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[___/ \___] . 0 .. 0 . <---> <---> /\/\. . . ./\/\ [..] [..] / / / .../| |\... \ \ \ _[__] [__]_ / / / \/ \ \ \ [____> <____] Microscope provided for checking your code __ || ==== | |__ | |-.\ |__| \\ || || ======__| ________||__ /____________\ SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS SS SSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SS S SS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS S SS SSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSS SS SSS SSSSS SS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSS SS SSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS This is the only sun you'll get to see today!! 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' . . . ' * . . ' . '+ * . * . . . . . . + . M "You are here" . . + . . . . | . . . . . . | . . . +. + . \|/ . . . . V . . V . * . . . . + . + m . . . + . . + .+. . . . . + . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * . . . + . . ^ . . . + . . * . . /|\ . + . . . .. + . | . . . . * . * . +.. . All The action . . . . . . . . + . . is over here!! >>> ure >> ict I a CII p m an AS lo r oki fo ng | \ / \/ year) () ght- / _ \ ox 1 li >> . appr .. an 0 to space ( d in the sun fur o off around ther t going . come >>Eve ys n bett off binary ... er a far hale y It's >> Hey l e galaxy ; a whol > I ca @ ^ | | | is hole sucking black- everything Well this up!! -- /* Ric Hotchkiss Structural Dynamics Research Corp. */ /* (ric.hotchkiss@sdrc.com) 2000 Eastman Drive */ /* Technical Development Engineer Milford, Ohio 45150 (513) 576-2924 */ #include