> The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route
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> 15) Forward progress hampered by slow moving white Bronco.
> 14) Torch commandeered in Waco by over-zealous ATF agents.
> 13) One *really* pissed off Smokey the Bear.
> 12) Budget cuts cause torch to be replaced by less-than-dependable Bic
>     lighter.
> 11) Difficulty getting melted marshmellows off torch after "s'mores"
>     party got out of hand.
> 10) Running 7 miles before realizing the torch is still on top of the
>     urinal at the last rest stop.
> 9)  First-degree burns to runners unfamiliar with how to "receive the
>     baton."
> 8)  Jim Bob, lying in wait on the outskirts of Memphis with a case of
>     Bud and a supersoaker.
> 7)  Rosie Ruiz takes flame in NYC -- appears 30 minutes later in
>     Atlanta.
> 6)  Drive-by goosings.
> 5)  Torchbearers driven insane by repeated playing of the "Chariots
>     of Fire" theme.
> 4)  Torch-jackings in urban areas.
> 3)  Crazed hippie terrorists replace Olympic Torch with new Olympic Bong.
> 2)  Male runners repeatedly get lost and refuse to stop for directions.
> 
> and the Number 1 Problem Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route...
> 
> 1)  Obnoxious drunks who run up and yell, "No, I meant a BUD light!"
