WE NOW BRING YOU A SPECIAL SUGAR ALERT!
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We have now noticed a growing trend in sugar abuse,
it seems that much of our youth is addicted to the sweet crystalline
powder.

Sugar has been proven by our spontaneous tests to be very addictive...
It's psychological effects are that of stimulation and euphoria or mild
enjoyment in smaller doses. We consider this substance to be highly
dangerous to the North American public and would urge all people to refrain
from sugar use. Taken in large quatities it can cause obesity and cavities.

Parents, don't let your kids do sugar. Warn them about it. Talk to them
about it. Never let them know that you did it. Make sure they think it's
very very very addictive. Teach them to say 'NO'.



                         FIGHT THE SWEET WAR!!!



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IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS ABUSING SUGAR OR YOU THINK NEEDS HELP CALL
1-800-555-HELL.
IF YOU CANNOT GET THROUGH AFTER A FEW TRIES, TRY REPLACING THE SUGAR FOR
SPLENDA BRAND SWEETENED OR NUTRA-SWEET.
IF THEY CAN'T BE SO EASILY FOOLED, THEN TEACH THEM TO SWEETEN WITH HONEY
INSTEAD OF SUGAR WHICH WILL EASE THE TRANSITION INTO A NO-SUGAR LIFESTYLE.


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(fight the sweet war)
