>>The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
>>
>>  20> Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
>>
>>  19> Fetch command not available on all platforms.
>>
>>  18> Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
>>
>>  17> Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
>>
>>  16> Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've
>>  Got Mail."
>>
>>  15> Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
>>
>>  14> Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
>>  www.pethouse.com instead of working.
                                                                       76%
>>  14> Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
>>  www.pethouse.com instead of working.
>>
>>  13> Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
>>
>>  12> Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
>>
>>  11> Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies
>>  tail-wagging.
>>
>>  10> Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the
>>  Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
>>
>>  9> Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
>>
>>  8> 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS!  Now, goldfish, on the other hand...
>>
>>  7> Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
>>  recognition software.
                                                                       95%
>>  7> Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
>>  recognition software.
>>
>>  6> SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
>>
>>  5> SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out
>>  of the question!
>>
>>  4> Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
>>
>>  3> Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
>>
>>  2> Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than
>>  online chat rooms.
>>
>>
>>  and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...
>>
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