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Inge Regina Harsono
Bio-Resource Engineering, Univ.of British Columbia
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Ten Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:

   10: A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you
   have had in the past.

   9: Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

   8: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the
   closet.

   7: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

   6: You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

   5: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

   4: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the
   curb and have it hauled away.

   3: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

   2: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

   1: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in
the back of your pickup truck.
