                 Definition of Kiss:
Professors of different subjects define the same word different ways.
Prof. of Algebra:     kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:    kiss is the shortest distance between two
                      straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:     kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
                      expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:   kiss is the reaction of the interaction between
                      two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:     kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary
                      bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:  kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis
                      oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:   kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
                      returned.
Prof. of Accountancy: kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
                      returned.
Prof. of Economics:   kiss is that thing for which the demand is
                      higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:  kiss is an event whose probability depends on
                      the vital statistics of 36-24-36
Prof. of Philosophy:  kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy
                      for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:     kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction;
                      it is more common than proper; it is spoken in
                      the plural and it is applicable to all  
Prof. of Engineering  What is a kiss?
