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    ---- InfiNet - The International Flaming Idiots Network ----

 * WHAT IS INFINET? - A worldwide organization dedicated to promoting
   the personal whims of the administration at the expense of the
   participants expression and interchange of ideas, ideals, and
   opinions.

 * WHO DOES IT CATER TOWARDS? - InfiNet is primarily and predominantly
   composed of users and sysops ranging from their teens to 50s.
   There is a strong emphasis on social domination, rather than
   delivering the mail.

   ------------------------ F E A T U R E S : -------------------------

 * ACTIVE SINCE JUNE OF 1990 - InfiNet is NOT just another "Here
   Today - Gone Tomorrow" network. Resistence is futile. You will be
   assimilated.

 * FREE MEMBERSHIP - You want it?  You got it!  ANY system that is
   interested in carrying InfiNet may feel free to carry it for us.
   All that is necessary to obtain a node number is a single
   application and a signed, sworn, notorised statement of compliance
   with any rules we care to make up as we go. Once completed, you're
   in, for life! We will keep your application in a personal dociere
   for any later legal action we may seek to take against you.

 * EXPANSIVE - Hundreds of dummy nodes in all areas o
f the world flesh
   out our nodelist!.  With regional hosts in the United States, in
   Canada, and the rest of the world leaving in droves, state/area
   code hub positions are available. For larger areas, calling
   expenses are sure to remain high at all times, since if you are a
   hub you are REQUIRED to poll ALL echos, whether you have downlinks
   requesting them or not! With our ever growing number of mandatory
   adminsitrative pulpits from which to brow beat, threaten and harass
   users, and our new Internet gating scheme to fleece SysOps, we need
   more people to haul our trash for us for free!

 * ANTI FREE SPEECH - FULL CENSORSHIP - Every person's opinion truly
   counts for nothing unless it pleases the admin.  We allow full use
   of handles/aliases so we don't feel guilty of harming any real
   human beings, and TOTAL supression: Users are able to express
   themselves in ANY way they wish, but make sure it is something the
   admin will approve of or we will have to squash you like a flea.

 * FUN! - InfiNet has a laid-back, casual air of legal threats against
   users and mutual distrust well-known in the world of frenzied, super-
   restrictive "mega-nets".  Join InfiNet, and ENJOY your subservience
   for a change!


 * FREE CHOICE - With a vast array of 200 IDLE message areas, InfiNet
   specializes in topics which most other nets either have no use for,
   or use netmail for, such as 'arbitration' when someone dares
   question our omnipotent decrees.  We are quite willing to add in
   new echos, based solely upon demand, but if you are fool enough to
   think you can make demands, my lawyer will be in touch.  Also, only
   FOUR  echos are required so far: Sysops may choose ONLY those echos
   that we allow them in!

 * QUALITY <AND> QUANTITY - Not only will you find InfiNet a true haven
   for adminstrative belligerence and restricted speech, but:

      1) InfiNet is FREE!  And we can't still can't give it away!
      2) Virtually EVERY echo in InfiNet is idle and supressed.
         (Those that are not, are solely for the admin to snicker at
         users in private.)
      3) Daily network activity averages between 15k-25k, compressed
         (Which equates, roughly, to 5-10 messages, daily, netwide).

 * PRESCRIBED EXPRESSION - No opinion is allowed, unless it has been
   presented in a caring and intelligent manner appropriate for an
   audience of 4 and 5 year olds.  We are likely  to change on a
   minutes notice, and prefer to work in secret, and moderate the net
   with a relaxed attitude; quite unique in the harsh, overzealous
   world of networks, in the words of the great Neil Young, "We got a
   kinder, gentler machine-gun hand"

Interested?  Intrigued?  Read On!

[For info, freq filename INFANTSEX.GIF from 1:135/402, or read on.]



... Those who wish to *be* must put aside the alienation -Rush, _Limelight
