Software Pirates Incorporated "oFF HouR aNaRCHy;)" How to make a RED BOX Everyone wants one of these, and this is a simple way to make em! FINALLY! We supply the schematics and everything, no money required, you just need your eyes! [Cataract free I hope.] You will need: A 2 pin crystal Radio Shack Dialer Ketchup [Heinz, not lame Hunts] Elmer's glue ## Ski-Matics ## ______________________ | \ [Switzerland] | These are straight forward for | /\/\/ | anyone who is familar with | |CR|----**KETCHUP**-| ski-matics. Once opened, apply | \/\/\___[SnowMan] | the around the sides, and glue it | | \ %%iNFORMER!%% | shut. Be careful not to hit the | |__[Ski Slopes] | Master run, its hard for beginners. | / \ | The crystal must be away from snow | [Master Run] \ | to avoid short ciruit. Also, the | [Bunny Slope] | informer MUST be a white colored |______________________| chip from Canada. Try this at ANY fortress payphone. If it does not work, dial the operator. Tell her that you have a working red box, but you had to use ketchup as a substitute for true red number 6 dye. If she becomes angry, tell her you have a large and well proportioned penis. If she hangs up, well, that's life! MiRRORSHADES [SPi.WTi] "oFFHour aNaRCHy Columnist" March, 1993 "Ok, so this month's file was really lame. So sue me you fucking bastard. I'm drunk and I don't know what the fuck is going on. Next time guys,L8r..."