------------------------------------------ SMOOTH CRIMINAL #1 ------------------------------------------ Contents: 00 Instructions 01 This page 02 Welcome 03-06 Economic pages 07-08 Practical Jokes 09-13 Weapons 14-17 Misc. swindles 18-19 Cool addresses 20 Explosives 21 Info about the mag 22-24 Contact us Make your choice! ? Welcome to the first issue of SMOOTH CRIMINAL! We made this mag because we wanted to give you some of the news and advices you would never have heard of else... S.C will contain good hints for you who think your money is never enough, or you who like making life hard for your enemies... Greets/Editors PS the hints we got from a small Swedish mag. The hints given are carefully tested and works 100% ? Free postage: cut out and use the stamps on the post services' adverts that comes to your mailbox. Free postage 2: write a non-existent address on the envelope and write the real addressee as sender. No stamps of course! Free car-wash: buy a normal car wash but take the plastic plate back home and buy a piece of plastic of equal thickness in a hardware store. Drill a pattern similiar to the original car-wash plate in the piece of plastic. Make several copies and use them when washing your car next time. ? Free calls in phonebooths: Push the SOS button and put a tape-recorder to the reciever and play your number (a good dialer is in some issue of DatorMagazin). Free subscription: order a gift- subscription to yourself and write it on somebody you don't know at all! Look up a name and address in the phonebook. Free electricity: Put one or two very strong magnets on your electricity counter. It will stop completely or at least go slower. ? Gain some money: Put an advert in a paper: "Profitable job on the side: earn about 100,000 crowns/year without effort! Send 30 Kr+stamped envelope with your name and address." The ones who answer get a short letter saying "Do as I!" Rent a car cheaply: Rent a Volvo, pull the plug in the luggage boot, up to the left under the cloth carpet. ? Buy something cheaply: Walk into a store and pretend to come from another shop: "Hi I am Mr. Smith from Smith's TV store. I'd like to order a Video, model..." -"You can send it C.O.D because I haven't ordered anything from you before. My address is..." This is possible with most items. Free car-park: Insert a flattened out straw (type McDonalds) and put the clock forward to as much time as you need. ? - Practical Jokes - With Calcium carbide, which is available in most paint stores, you can get many interesting effects! In contact with water it generates very strong and unpleasant smell together with thick smoke and a highly explosive gas - can be ignited with a lighted cigarrette! The tip: Flush half a kilo c.c in the toilet at somebody you don't like. Put a lighted cigarrette on the toilet seat, and evacuate swiftly... Do this when your enemy enters, effect: cutting wounds from flying porcelain shards, broken ribs from flying into the wall+24 hours deafness! ? * Stick a lot of holes in a tube of toothpaste. very funny in the morning. * Put a small piece of soap in a tube of toothpaste. Even funnier effect! * Put a piece of tape on the phone hook. (nothing happens when you lift the reciever). * Order alarm call for somebody... At 04:00 in the morning! * Put plastic foil on the toilet seat, on the porcelain rim. Disgusting effect! * Put a percussion-cap between the rim and the toilet-seat. Frightening effect! ? Weapons Price-list in europe, guns (approx.) In Swedish crowns Marlin .22 2200:- Kalaschnik .22 1600:- M14 .30, 222 2900:- Grease gun M3 3000:- Johnsson 5000:- Mas .22 1700:- Ranger 30-30 2200:- Brno .22 1400:- Anschutz .22, 2parted 1800:- Winchester .45 2600:- Remington .12 1200:- Manchurin .222 4900:- Ruger .22 1300:- Ruger .222 3600:- ? Weapons Price-list in europe, guns (approx.) In Swedish crowns Walmet .222 5000:- Tikka sport 5300:- Parker hale 3000:- FN .22 1500:- M12 5.6 9900:- M16 Semiauto, 5.6 8000:- Jaeger (M16) .22 1500:- Krico .22 1400:- Unique .22 1900:- HK .222 5000:- Beretta .222 5400:- JN 10A .22 850:- AP 84 .22 1500:- Mauser 1800:- ? Weapons Price-list in europe, guns (approx.) In Swedish crowns USA M1 2900:- Sauser 80 6100:- Chapius 6000:- Favorit 3900:- Thompson 3500:- Franchi 1600:- Hyem 7*64 5200:- Sharps 2900:- Erma M1 1900:- CBC 800:- ? Weapons Price-list in europe, pistols (approx.) In Swedish crowns Walther 5.6 (22) 7.65 & 9mm 150-3000:- Sig sauer 9mm 5000-8000:- Mr French rev 1500-10000:- HK 9mm & 5.6(22) 3000-7000:- FN 1000-5000:- Colt (all calibres) 5000-8000:- Smith & Wesson (all cal.) 500-8000:- Astra (Spanish) 150-Upwards Glock 9mm 6000-12000:- Brunner 2000-6000:- Bernadelli 1000-Upwards Beretta 1500-Upwards ? Address for Ninja-weapons, knives & such (Also custom designs) Cross bow Pan right co Ltd. P.O. Box 81-911 Taipei Taiwan ----------------------------------------- Muffler and crossbow hint: In Norway and Finland it's sold openly! Minimum age: 16 years! ----------------------------------------- Address: Armborst-specialisten Box 2036 422 02 Hisings-backa Sweden ? Misc. Swindles: Fool 10Kr machines. Copy a real 10Kr note in a common copier. Put tape (wide, brown "carton-tape" on the backside. Cut a rectangular hole around the serial number (the lower one) and a bigger hole over the crown (in front of the King's nose). You can also put tape over these places. ------------------------------------------ Hint for snuffers: Fill your empty box with soil, go to the kiosk and buy a box of snuff. When the kiosk-owner hands it to you, you change your mind and want to buy another brand. When she goes to get it, you change the first box to the one with soil in! ? How to fix the colour-clip on clothes: Drill a hole exactly 12 mm from the centre of the existent hole. Make the hole 5-6 mm big. Use a nail or other pointed device and move the stop. ------------------------------------------ Lottery machines: Insert a coin and pull the lever very slowly, while feeling with your fingers in the hole where the tickets come out. When you can pull a ticket, you can go on pulling as many as you want... ------------------------------------------ Music: Buy a pre-recorded cassette, but open it in the hinges. Don't break the seal. Then go and exchange the tape in the store. ? 100Kr Machines: Insert the 100Kr note and stick it to the bottom with double-adhesive tape. Put a transparent piece of plastic atop the 100Kr note. The machine will take the piece of plastic. You can go on inserting pieces of plastic as many times you want. ------------------------------------------ 10Kr machines (which sucks in the note): It works just as good with the cover of a weekly magazine that has been cut to the correct size! ? Get secret phone numbers: call the health insurance office and say you are from SCB and say you want the phonenumber to a certain person because you're doing a really important interview and it won't be complete without a phone number. ------------------------------------------ Free: Call 90130, hastening of a call, and order a hastening. Make up a phone number and say you want to hasten it. Then you say your number is the one you really want to reach. The operator enters the line to check "your" phone number but enters the one you wanted to hasten. Those talking on the phone will not want to continue. ? ----------------------------------------- Stunguns, knives, tear-gas, films, books, weapons, ammunition, doping prep. * Special duties * Box 605 * 114 21 Stockholm * Sweden ----------------------------------------- Cool (?) BBS: * 0750-31282 Contains some interesting stuff... ? Blow-pipes etc. (Proffessional, effective) * Pang-Persson * Box 194 * 137 01 Vaesterhaninge * Sweden * Combat Equipment * Box 4046 * 122 04 Enskede * Sweden ----------------------------------------- ? Explosives: Nitro-glycerine equivalent explodes like real nitro but with smaller effect. It's made of 1/3 Iodine crystals and 2/3 ammonia. This should be dried to crystals. This will be very sensitive to blows. ------------------------------------------ Other mixture, not sensitive: 65% (weight%) calium permanganate 35% (weight%) red phosphor Burns faster than dynamite! Approx. 950m/s Advice: Don't mix more than 100 g at a time! ? Because this is the first issue, we don't have any adverts, but you can send them in now. All adverts are taken in at a price of 10 SEK (Swedish crowns) sent as a note or stamps in the envelope. Hints and other things worth writing about are accepted. Most of the tips work only in Sweden, but as this is an international magazine, don't hesitate to send hints and tips even if they only work in YOUR country. ? Addresses: If you want to send adverts, articles or tips for the mag, write to: C-64 AMIGA DAE/Unit 5 Pontus (ZAZ/Dual Crew) Skogsv.11 Gaffelgatan 6 693 32 Degerfors 724 76 Vasteras Sweden Sweden #0586/45428 #021/358509 Even if the tips only work in YOUR country you must send them to us because this mag is international and what works in one country just might work in another ? If you want to contact Dual Crew for swapping. Write to: Box 10056 630 10 Eskilstuna Sweden Our modem traders (14400 Baud) will assure you that we always have the LATEST games available. Call the Pleasure Dome Europes leading BBS at: +46-16-127263 (14400 Baud) ? VHS SWAPPING: If ya wanna swap latest movies write to: Box 10056 630 10 Eskilstuna Sweden We recieve the latest films from Taiwan regulary (Original films).