************************************ * * * HOW TO HAVE PHUN WITH * * SOMEONE ELSES CAR. * * * ************************** * * * ANOTHER DESTUCTION FILE BY.... * * * * LONG JOHN SILVER * * * ************************************ HOW TO HAVE PHUN WITH SOMEONE ELSES CAR. IF YOU REALLY DETEST SOMEONE, AND I MEAN DETEST.....(HATE) HERES A FEW TIPS ON WHAT TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME.... MOVE THE WINDSHIELD WIPER BLADES, AND INSERT AND GLUE TACKS. THE TACKS MAKE LOVELY DESIGNS...... IF YOUR "FRIEND" GOES TO SCHOOL WITH YOU. JUST BEFORE HE COMES OUT TO LEAVE SCHOOL. LIGHT A LIGHTER ALL THE WAY. THEN PUT IT DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH HIS CAR DOOR HANDLE. WAIT......LEAVE.... ...LISTEN....WHEN YOU HEAR A LOUD " S H I T ! ! !" YOU KNOW HE MADE IT TO HIS CAR IN TIME...... REMOVE THE MUFFLER AND POUR APROX. 1 CUP OF GAS IN IT..... MUFFLER BACK, THEN WAIT TILL THEIR CAR STARTS..... THEN YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE LIGHTER....1 30 FOOT CIGARETTE LIGHTER..... THIS ONE IS SIMPLE EFFECTIVE, ANY FOOL CAN DO IT....... REMOVE THE TOP AIR FILTER. THATS IT!!!!! OR A OLDE BUT GOODIE, SUGAR IN THE GAS TANK. STUFF RAGS SOAKED IN GAS UP THE EXHAUST PIPE.... THEN YOU WONDER WHY YOUR "FRIEND" HAS TROUBLE WITH HIS/HER LUNGS... HERES ONE THAT TAKES TIME AND *MANY* FRIENDS..... HIS/HER CAR THEN BREAK INTO THEIR HOUSE AND REASSEMBLE IT, IN THEIR LIVING OR BEDROOM. PHUN EH? IF YOUR INTO ENGINES, SAY EENI MINE MOE AND POINT TO SOMETHING AND REMOVE IT..... THEY WONDER WHY SOMETHING DOESN'T WORK... THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS, BUT THE REAL GOOD JUICY ONES COME BY THINKING HARD.......... AVE PHUN, I AM SURE YOU WILL.... LONG JOHN SILVER THE 7 SEAS PIRATE X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X