READ: the vandals handbook vol. i    /'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\ Ý Ý Ý T H E Ý Ý Ý Ý \ / ^ Ý\ Ý Ý\ ^ Ý Ý--- Ý Ý \ / /_\ Ý \ Ý Ý > /_\ Ý Ý___ Ý Ý V / \ Ý \Ý Ý/ / \ Ý__ ___Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý H A N D B O O K Ý Ý Ý /'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\ Ý Ý Ý BY: CAPT. CHAOS Ý Ý Ý /'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\ >>>>>> C02 CARTRIDGE BOMBS <<<<<<   YOU WILL HAVE TO USE UP THE NEW CARTRIDGE BY EITHER SHOOTING IT IN A C02 B-B GUN OR USE IT IN A C02 CAR OR WHAT EVER ELSE YOU MIGHT FIGURE OUT TO DO WITH IT. WITH A NAIL, FORCE THE HOLE BIGGER SO AS TO ALLOW THE POWDER AND WICK TO FIT IN EASILY. FILL THE CARTRIDGE WITH BLACK POWDER AND PACK IT IN THERE REAL GOOD BY TAPPING THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTRIDGE ON A HARD SURFACE. INSERT A FUSE (I RECOMMEND GOOD WATER PROOF CANNON FUSE, BUT I'VE USED FIRE- CRACKER FUSES.) LIGHT IT AND RUN!!! IT DOES WONDERS FOR A ROW OF MAIL BOXES. BE CAREFUL HOWEVER, THIS LITTLE BEAUTY THROWS SHRAPNEL AND CAN BE QUITE A HAZARD.  >>>>>>THERMITE BOMBS<<<<<<   THE FIRST STEP IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A THERMITE BOMB IS TO GET SOME IRON-OXIDE (RUST). HERE IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE SARGE QUANTITIESIN A SHORT TIME: FIRST YOU WILL NEED A DC CONVERTER WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON A RACE TRACK OR TRAIN TRACK. CUT THE CONNECTOR OFF, SEPERATE THE TWO WIRES, AND STRIP THEM BOTH. YOU WILL SECONDLY NEED A JAR OF WATER WHICH HAS BEEN DILUTED WITH SALT TO MAKE THE WATER A CONDUCTOR (USE ABOUT A TABELSPOON.) THEN INSERT BOTH WIRES INTO THE SOLUTION AND DETERMINE WHICH BUBBLES THE MOST. YOU THEN NEED TO TIE A COMMON IRON NAIL TO THE ONE THAT BUBBLES THE MOST (THE POSITIVE WIRE) , IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET THE OPPOSITE OF RUST...RUST ACID! PUT THE NAIL TIED TO THE POSITIVE WIRE AND THE NEGATIVE WIRE IN THE JAR ON OPPOSITE SIDES UNTILL THEY ARE BOTH COMPLETELY SUBMERGED. LET THAT SET OVER NIGHT AND THEN REMOVE THE (CRUSTY) STUFF OFF THE NAIL AND REMOVE THE WIRES. LET THIS SET UNTILL A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF THE CRUST IS AT THE BOTTOM. REMOVE THE EXCESS WATER AND POUR THE CRUSTY SOLUTION IN A COOKIE SHEET AND LET IT DRY OUT IN THE SUN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, OR OVER NIGHT. IT SHOULD BE A ORANGE-BROWN COLOR, THOUGH I'VE HAD IT MANY DIFFEREN'T COLORS. CRUSH THE RUST IN TO A FINE POWDER AND HEAT IT IN A CAST IRON POT UNTILL ITS READ (IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT DOES.)  NOW MIX THE IRON-OXIDE WITH PURE ALUMINUM FILINGS WITCH CAN BE BOUGHT OR FILED DOWN BY HAND FROM AN ALUMINUM TUBE OF BAR. THE RATIO SHOULD BE 8 GRAMS OF RUST PER 3 GRAMS OF ALUMINUM. THATS THERMITE!!!  NOW, TO LIGHT IT YOU MUST GET SOME MAGNESIUM WHICH IS SORTA HARD TO GET FOR ME CAUSE MY HARDWARE STORE DONT HAVE IT. I FINALLY FOUND THAT I COULD GET A PERFECT PIECE OF MAGNESIUM RIBON FROM THE CHEMISTRY LAB! THIS RIBBON IS THE FUSE OF THE BOMB. IT TAKES THE HEAT FROM THE BURNING MAGNESIUM TO LIGHT THE THERMITE...BUT TO LIGHT THE MAGNESIUM YOU NEED A BLOW TORCH, (DONT WORRY, THE BLOW TORCH IS NOT HOT ENOUGH TO LIGHT THE THERMITE). WELL KEEP YOUR THERMITE IN A BAG AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE AN INOCENT CAR...POUR A SMALL AMOUNT OF THERMITE ON THE HOOD, STICK A LENGTH OF MAGNESIUM IN IT AND THEN LIGHT THE MAGNESIUM WITH THE BLOW TORCH AND WATCHIT BURN RIGHT THROUGH THE HOOD, THE BLOCK, THE AXEL, AND SPARK AND FLARE ON THE PAVEMENT. BE CAREFUL...THE IDEAL MIXTURES CAN VAPORIZE CARBONIZED STEEL (WHICH IS DAMN HOT!) HAVE FUN!  >>>>>>TOUCH EXPLOSIVE<<<<<<   THIS IS SORT OF A MILD EXPLOSIVE, BUT CAN BE DANGEROUS IN LARGE QUANTIES. TO MAKE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE (SUCH AS THAT FOUND IN A SNAP AND POP, BUT MORE POTENT) MIX IODINE CRYSTALS INTO AMONIA UNTIL THE IODINE CRYSTALS WILL NOT DISOLVE INTO THE AMONIA ANY MORE. LET IT SET UNTIL YOU GET A WHITE PERCIPITATE AT THE BOTTOM...POUR OFF THE EXCESS AMONIA AND DRY OUT THE CRYSTALS THE SAME WAY AS THE THERMITE. BE CAREFULL NOW CAUSE THESE DRIED CRYSTALS ARE YOUR TOUCH EXPLOSIVES! I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD USE FOR IT YET, BUT ITS FUN TO THROW AT PEOPLE OR LEAVE IT IN THEIR CHAIRS AT SCHOOL...IT CAN GET PAINFUL IF APPLIED PROPERLY!   >>>>>>LETTER BOMBS<<<<<<   YOU WILL FIRST HAVE TO MAKE A MILD VERSION OF THERMITE AS MENTIONED ABOVE, HOWEVER YOU WILL USE JUST PLAIN IRON FILINGS INSTEAD OF RUST. MIX THE IRON FILING WITH THE ALUMINIUM FILINGS IN A RATIO OF 75% ALUMINUM WITH 25% IRON. THIS MIXTURE WILL BURN VIOLENTLY IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE (SUCH AS AN ENVELOPE,) WHICH BRINGS US TO THE NEXT INGREDIENT. GO TO THE POST OFFICE OR BUSINESS SUPPLY STORE AND BUT AN INSULATED (PADDED) ENVELOPE. THE TYPE THAT IS DOUBLE LAYERED. SEPERATE THE LAYERS AND PLACE THE MILD THERMITE IN THE MAIN SECTION, WHERE THE LETTER WOULD GO. THEN PLACE MAGNESIUM POWDER IN THE OUTTER LAYER. THERES YOUR BOMB...NOW TO LIGHT IT!  THIS IS THE TRICKY PART AND IS HARD TO EXPLAIN IN WRITING, EXPERIEMENT WITH THIS IDEA UNTIL YOU HAVE GOT IT RIGHT. OK, THE FUSE IS JUST THAT TOUCH EXPLOSIVE PLACED WHERE THE LETTER WOULD BE TORN OPEN. YOU MAY WANT TO WRAP IT LIKA A LONG CIGERETTE AND THEN PLACE IT AT THE TOP OF THE ENVELOPE IN THE OUTTER LAYER (ON TOP OF THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM.) WHEN THE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE IS TORN OR EVEN SQUEEZED HARD IT WILL IGNIGHT THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM (SORT OF A FLASH LIGHT) AND THEN IT WILL BURN THE MILD THEMITE. I'VE NEVER SENT ONE OF THESE SO I DONT REALLY KNOW IF IT WORKS GOOD. I DO KNOW THAT THE THERMITE BURNS REAL HOT AND IF IT DIDNT BLOW UP IT WOULD GIVE SOME ONE A BAD BURN (THERMITE DOES WONDERS ON HUMAN FLESH!!)   >>>>>>PAINT BOMBS<<<<<<   TO MAKE A PAINT BOMB YOU SIMPLY NEED A METAL CAN WITH A FASTENABLE LID, A NICE BRIGHT COLOR PAINT, AND A QUANTITY OF DRY ICE. PLACE THE PAINT IN THE CAN AND THEN DROP THE DRY ICE IN. QUICKLY PLACE THE LID ON TIGHTLY AND THEN RUN. WITH SOME TESTING YOU CAN GET IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE A TIMER THAT WORKS ON HOW MUCH ICE YOU HAVE COMPARED WITH HOW MUCH PAINT YOU HAVE. IF YOU'RE REALLY PISSED AT SOMEONE, YOU COULD PLACE IT ON THEIR DOORSTEP, NOCK ON THE DOOR, AND THEN RUN!!! ENOUGH BOMBS....LETS WORK ON CARS.  >>>>>>WAYS TO SEND A CAR TO HELL<<<<<<   THERE ARE A THOUSAND AND ONE WAYS TO DESTROY A CAR BUT I WILL ONLY COVER THOSE WHICH ARE MOST FUN AND HARDEST TO FIND OUT ABOUT.  PLACE THERMITE ON THE HOOD AS MENTIONED ABOVE, PLACE BURNING MAGNESIUM ON THE HOOD, TAPE A Co2 BOMB TO THE (AXEL, HOOD, WHEEL, MUFFLER, ALL), PUT A TAMPON, DIRT, SUGAR, A PING PONG BALL, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING) IN THE GAS TANK. PUT (POTATOES, BANANAS, ROCKS, OR ANYTHING THAT WILL FIT) IN THE EXAUST PIPE. PUT A LONG RAG IN THE GAS TANK AND CATCH IT ON FIRE (RUN REAL FAR). MAKE A JIMMEY AND PICK THE LOCK AND THEN STEAL THE STEREO....ILL TRY TO DRAW A PICTURE...CUT ONE OF THOSE THIN METAL RULERS IN THE PATTERN GIVEN BELOW:  ____________________________________________________ ____  Ý__Ý \  Ý  Ý--Ý / ---------------------------------------------------- ----  THE IMPORTANT PART ARE THE NOTCHES ON THE SIDES WHICH ARE USED TO PULL UP ^ ON THE CABLE WHICH PULLS UP THE LOCK! GET STEREOS, EQUILIZERS, RADAR DETECTORS, CAR GUNS, AND THEN DESTROY THE INSIDE ( A KNIFE IS HANDY FOR THE SEATS.)   >>>>>>HATE SCHOOL???<<<<<<   ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR GETTING OUT OF A CLASS OR TWO IS TO CALL IN A BOMB THREAT...TELL THEM ITS IN A LOCKER, THEN THEY HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL AND THAT TAKES AND HOUR AT OUR SCHOOL...I'VE EVEN PLACE A FAKE BOMB IN A LOCKER (NOT MINE), CALLED IT IN, AND THEY CALLED OFF SCHOOL FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!! (LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT WE HAD TO MAKE IT UP DURING THE SUMMER). OR YOU COULD GET SOME PURE POTASSIUM OR PURE SODIUM, PUT IN A CAPSULE AND FLUSH IT DOWN A TOILET.....FLOpdQtS[Ý3ÛpUAU@Ýxggm ÝÀlyfaÜl Àe h ddkc+ER....ON A TEACHERS CAR, ON A DOOR NOB, OR ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER. USE A SMOKE GRENADE IN THE CAFETERIA, HALLS, OR BATHROOMS. STEAL KEYS OFF THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS, STEAL THE 80COL CARDS INSIDE, OR ANY OF THE CARDS! PUT A LARGE MAGNET ON THE MONITORS. MAKE FRIENDS WITH STUDENT ASSISTANTS IN THE COUNCELING OFFICE AND HAVE THEM CHANGE YOUR GRADE WHEN TEACHERS HAND IN THEIR BUBBLE SHEETS FOR THE REPORT CARDS. SPIT YOUR GUM OUT ON THE CARPETED FLOOR AT SCHOOL, AND WATCH THE JANITORS CRY. DRAW ON LOCKERS OR WRITE ON THE BUILDING THAT THE PRINCIPAL IS A FACIST...OURS OFFERED A 1000.00 REWARD AFTER I DID THAT!! I WANTED TO TURN MYSELF IN!! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!   >>>>>>PHONE RELATED VANDALISM<<<<<<   IF YOU LIVE WHERE THERE ARE UNDERGROUND LINES THEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RUIN SOMEONES PHONE LIFE VERY EASILY. ALL YOU MUST DO IS GO TO THEIR HOUSE AND FIND THE GREEN JUNCTION BOX THAT INTERFACES THEIR LINE (AND POSSIBLY SOME OTHERS IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD) WITH THE MAJOR LINES. THESE CAN BE FOUND JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE BUT THEY ARE USUALLY UNDERNEATH THE NEAREST PHONE POLE. TAKE A SOCET WRENCH AND LOSEN THE NUT ON THE RIGHT. THEN JUST TAKE CLIPPERS OR A SLEDGE HAMMER OR A BOMB AND DESTROY THE INSIDES AND PULL UP THEIR PHONE CABLE....CUT IT INTO SEGMENTS SO IT CANT BE FIXED BU MUST BE REPLACED...THERES A WEEK OF WORK!!! OR YOU CAN DO MY FAVORITE, CALL THEM WITH A DIRECTORY DIALER FOR ABOUT A WEEK...THEY WONT GET ANOTHER CALL BESIDES YOURS FOR THAT ENTIRE WEEK! HOW A BOUT CALLING THE PHONE COMPANY AND HAVIG IT DISCONECCTED FOR A WHILE, OR HAVE THEIR MAIL HELD FOR A MONTH OR TWO (SAY YOUR GOING ON VACATION AND GIVE THEM THEIR ADDRESS.)   >>>>>>MISC.<<<<<<   HOW ABOUT GOING INTO TARGET AND SETTING THE ALARMS ON THE RADIOS AND THEN CRANK THE VOLUME....FIVE MINUTES LATER...WHILE YOU FAR FAR AWAY IN ANOTHER PART OF THE STORE....YOU HEAR RADIOS CRANKED GOING OFF AND PEOPLE FRANTICALLY TRYING TO TURN IT OFF....DO SOME PRICE SWITCHING, FOR YOURSELF OR TO GET SOMEONE ELSE IN TROUBLE. BE CREATIVE...THERES ALWAYS A WAY TO BE OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  /'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\/'\ Ý Ý Ý WATCH FOR: THE VANDALS HANDBOOK VOLUME ][ Ý Ý INCLUDING: BOX PLANS, EXPLODING ARROWS, AND HAND GRENADES! 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