!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! PRESENTING ! ! TENNIS BALL IMPACT BOMBS MADE ! ! EASY! ! ------------------------------- OKAY, HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED FIRST: TENNIS BALLS - ONE FOR EACH BOMB FUN SNAPS - ABOUT A BOX MATCHES - ABOUT ONE LARGE BOX OF "SAFTEY" MATCHES - BOUT 500 IF YOU DONT HAVE THESE WOODEN SAFTEY MATCHES, USE NORMAL MATCHES AND BE SURE TO USE EXTRA FUN SNAPS. DUCT TAPE KNIFE LIGHTER FLUID FUNNEL IF YOU DONT HAVE SOME OF THIS SHIT, JUST GO SNAKE IT FROM YOUR LOCAL SAVE ON. OKAY, FIRST - GET THE KNIFE AND CUT ABOUT A 1 INCH BY 1 INCH CROSS - HOLE IN THE TENNIS BALL. THEN (THIS IS THE HARD PART), CUT ALL THE HEADS OFF THE MATCHES AND PUT THEM IN A CUP (THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO FILL THE INSIDE OF THE TENNIS BALL) NOW TAKE A FUNNEL AND DROP TWO OR THREE FUN SNAPS IN THE TENNIS BALL. USE ABOUT TEN IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SAFTEY TIP MATCHES (THESE ARE THE MATCHES THAT WILL IGNITE IF YOU STRIKE THEM AGAINST ANYTHING.) NOW ONCE YOU HAVE THE FUN SNAPS IN THE TENNIS BALLS, WITH THE FUNNEL STILL IN THE TENNIS BALL, FILL THE TENNIS BALL WITH THE MATCH HEADS. **NOTE** YOU NEED THE INSIDE VERY COMPRESSED AND ALSO BE VERY CAREFULL!! THE BALL CAN EXPLODE AT ANY BUMP!! NOW DUCT TAPE THE HOLE OR SLIT YOU HAVE IN THE FUNNEL. NOW COVER THE TENNIS BALL WITH LIGHTER FLUID OR GAS! NOW YOU HAVE A PRESSURE ACTIVATED TENNIS BALL BOMB. JUST GO TO YOUR NEIGBHOR AND ASK TO PLAY CATCH OR TENNIS. THERE IS LOTS OF CREATIVE STUFF YOU CAN DO WITH THIS STUFF, GET CREATIVE SWITCH IT WITH SOME LITTLE SHIT'S BALL AT YOUR LOCAL ELEMENTRY SCHOOL SO WHEN THEY PLAY BUTT'S UP, SOME KID'S BUTS REALY DO GO UP! OR HOW ABOUT PUTTING IT IN YOUR TENNIS CLASS'S BALL SHACK! FOR SOME ADDED PHUN, ADD SOME GUN POWDER OR MAGNESIUM..THIS REALY MAKES THIS BOMB EXPLODE! OR TOTALY SEAL THE BALL IN DUCT TAPE THIS INCREASES THE PRESSURE EXERTED AND YOU GET A BIGGER EXPLOSION! WELL, MORE TO COME. HAVE PHUN! *** NOTE: THE AUTHORS ARE NOT*** *** RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT LIVES*** *** ARE LOST, OR WHAT HOUSES *** *** ARE BURNT DOWN - ECT **** CALL THE PIT STOP: (714)626-0747 OVER 500 ANARCHY GFILES CARDING HEAVEN! X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Salted Slug Systems Strange 408-454-9368 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Tomorrow's 0rder of Magnitude Finger_Man 408-961-9315 My Dog Bit Jesus Suzanne D'Fault 510-658-8078 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X