SKREEN.TXT - how to make smokescreens ***************************************************************************** * * * The Ninja Warrior * * Presents: * * Smoke Screen #1 * * * ***************************************************************************** THIS IS THE SECOND OF THE NINJA009 SERIES, THE FIRST BEING THE ISSUE: POISON #1. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FIRST BULLETIN AND I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ONE AS WELL... ***WARNING*** AS I KNOW, IN CALIFORNIA, THERE IS A LAW THAT PROHIBITS SMOKE SCREENS. IF YOU GET CAUGHT SCREENING UP THE STREETS, DON'T MENTION YOUR MENTOR TO THE COPS. AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A NINJA, OR JUST A RAD DUDE, DON'T FUCK AROUND IN THE WRONG PLACES, AT THE WRONG TIME... BACKGROUND ON SMOKE SCREENS: ---------------------------- SMOKE SCREENS WERE USED BY THE NINJA FOR A WAY OF ESCAPING IN TIGHT SITUA- TIONS. THE NINJA HAD TWO TYPES OF SMOKE SCREENS. ONE THAT REQUIRES A FLINT AND STONE, AND ONE THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE ANY HEAT. I WILL DESCRIBE THE ONE WHICH REQUIRES A LITTLE HEAT. ALL I KNOW IS THAT A HOT DAY IN L.A. ON TOP OF A BLACK CAR CAN IGNITE THIS SMOKE BOMB. THE NINJA USED TO CALL THE SMOKE SCREENS, 'REI SEI NO KIRI', OR SPIRITUAL FOG, OR 'NAGE DAMA' OR HURLED SMOKE. I WILL BE DISCUSSING THE 'REI SEI NO KIRI' OR SPIRITUAL FOG. PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT OF THE NINJA AS MAGICAL BEINGS, MOST AMERICANS THINK THEY ARE MYTH- ICAL, BECAUSE THEY HAVE HEARD STORIES FROM FICTIONAL BOOKS. THE NINJA DON'T JUST DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR OR WALK THRU WALLS, THEY SPRAY SOME SMOKES TO HIDE SOME WHERE TEMPORARILY UNTIL THE OPPONENT IS PUZZLED AND LEAVES. I WILL DISCUSS SOME OF THESE TECHNIQUES IN THIS ISSUE. REI SEI NO KIRI --------------- THE OLD WAY OF PREPARING THE SMOKE SCREEN IS NOT POSSIBLE IN THE PRESENT DAY THEREFORE, I CANNOT REALLY TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE IT THE OLD WAY. THE INGRE- DIENTS OF THE OLD RECIPE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND. BUT I DO HAVE THE ANCIENT RECIPE AND THE INGREDIENTS. SINCE I KNOW THAT NONE OF YOU, I REPEAT, NONE OF YOU CAN GET THE INGREDIENTS TO THE OLD RECIPE, WHICH INCLUDES, AGED AND FINE POWDERED WOLF DUNG (WHICH MAY BE OBTAINABLE BY SHIPPING VIA CHINA), I KNOW AS A FACT, THAT IN JAPAN, THEY DO NOT SELL THOSE THINGS, ALSO THE BONES THE SEA EEL IN POWDERED FORM (WHICH CAN BE OBTAINED IN CHINA, SINCE IT IS USED FOR MEDICINE DOWN THERE), AND MANY OTHER ODD INGREDIENTS WHICH IS TOTAL- LY INOBTAINABLE. ----------- INGREDIENTS ----------- THIS IS THE INGREDIENTS OF THE NEW RECIPE WHICH DOESN'T WORK AS GOOD AS THE OLD RECIPE, BUT WORKS GOOD ENOUGH TO COVER YOURSELF IN THE SMOKE WITH ENOUGH TIME TO DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR. - POWDERED SUGAR <- EASILY OBTAINED AT THE LOCAL GROCER'S - SODIUM NITRATE (SALT PETER) <- CAN BE OBTAINED AT THE DRUG STORE - SULFER (OPTIONAL) <- IF POSSIBLE, BUT NOT NECESSARY - CHARCOAL OR FINE POWDERED CARBON (OPTIONAL) <-CRUSHED CHARCOAL WILL DO - A FIRE CRACKER WICK OR OTHER TYPES OF HEATING DEVICE -------------- HOW TO MAKE IT IT IS QUITE SIMPLE TO MAKE THE SMOKE SCREEN IF YOU DON'T INCLUDE THE OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS. JUST MIX THE SUGAR WITH THE SALT PETER, IN THE RATIO OF 3 PARTS SUGAR, 2 PARTS SALT PETER. YOU HAVE TO MIX IT GOOD SO THAT THE SALT PETER IS DISTRIBUTED WELL WITH THE SUGAR. THEN YOU CAN STORE IT IN SOME MEDICINE BOTTLE OR A BEER CAN. IF YOU LIGHT THE CONTENTS IN THE MEDICINE BOTTLE IN A ROOM, IT WILL FILL A ROOM OF ABOUT 12 FEET BY 12 FEET ENOUGH SO THAT YOU CAN ESCAPE ANY SITUATION. IF YOU PUT IT IN A BEER CAN, (NOTE: THE BEER CAN DOES NOT HAVE TO BE DRIED OUT FOR THIS TO WORK.) IT CAN FILL A STREET WITH SMOKE AND LAST FOR ABOUT 3 MINUTES, WHICH IS PLENTY OF TIME TO GET YOUR ASS OUT OF ANY SITUATION. WELL I THINK ENOUGH IS SAID ABOUT THE EASY SMOKES. **OPTIONAL** IF THE EASY WAY CREATES ALL THAT SMOKE, THEN WHY IS THERE AN OPTIONAL ONE, RIGHT? WELL I INCLUDED THE OPTIONAL ONE SINCE THE OPTIONAL ONE CAN DAMAGE THE ENTRAPPED VICTIM IN THE SMOKE PRETTY BAD. I MEAN BAD ENOUGH SO THAT THE VICTIM CAN PASS OUT AND DIE, IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF IT GOING IN A HOUSE OR SOMETHING. I'D ADVISE YOU TO STICK WITH THE EASY ONE, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE OUT THERE IS CURIOUS ENOUGH TO BE A KILLER SO I WILL INCLUDE THE OPTIONAL VERSION. YOU MUST FIRST CRUSH THE CHARCOAL. YOU NEED A LUMP OF CHARCOAL PER OUNCE OF SUGAR USED. I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE THE 3 OUNCE OF SUGAR VERSION OF THE SMOKE SCREEN. YOU CAN ALTER THE MEASUREMENTS FOR LARGER QUANTITIES. THE CHARCOAL IS BETTER THAN POWDERED CARBON, ESP. IF THE CHARCOAL IS MATCH- LIGHT. (NOTE: IF YOU HAVE PLAIN CHARCOAL, YOU SHOULD USE LIGHTER FLUID WITH THE CHARCOAL.) MAKE SURE THAT THE CHARCOAL IS VERY FINE. NEXT MAKE YOUR 3:2 MIXTURE OF THE SUGAR AND THE SODIUM NITRATE. 3 OZ. OF SUGAR TO 2 OZ. OF SODIUM NITRATE. THEN, MIX THE 3 LUMPS OF CRUSHED CHARCOAL INTO THE 3:2 MIX- TURE, AND MIX VERY WELL. MIX THE POWDERS UNTIL THE MIXTURE IS A DARK GREY NEAR GREY, MIXTURE. THEN GET AN OUNCE OF SULFER AND MIX THE CONTENTS CARE- FULLY. DON'T SPILL THE SULFER OR THE MIXTURE ON THE FLOOR OR CARPETING SINCE IT CAN DAMAGE IT. WHEN YOU MIX IT WELL ENOUGH, YOU HAVE FINISHED!!! IF YOU DO LIGHT THIS SCREEN, BEWARE...YOU ARE RISKING YOUR OWN LIFE. GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE BUT TRY NOT TO BE SEEN. TIME THE WICK IF POSSIBLE. IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF IT GOING IN A ROOM WITH YOUR FAVORITE ENEMY IN IT, IT CAN KILL THE DUDE WITH 5 MINUTES OF THIS SHIT. THE THING IS IT'S PRETTY EASY TO GET HIS ASS OUT OF THERE, TOO. SO JUST KNOCK HIM OUT COLD BEFORE YOU IGNITE THE SMOKES. IF HE DOES AWAKE, AFTER THE SMOKE DISSIPATES, HE WILL MOST LIKELY DIE OF SOME LUNG PROBLEMS. ANYWAYS, IF YOU WANT HIM TO DIE QUICK WHO GIVES A DAMN. BUT, MAKE SURE IF YOU DO THIS DON'T GET YOUR ASS BUSTED. -------------- WAYS OF ESCAPE -------------- I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL ON THIS ISSUE BUT HERE IS ONE WAY OF EVASION. FIRST MOST LIKELY WHEN A PERSON GETS IN SOME HEAT NOWADAYS, IT'S GONNA BE ON THE STREETS. SO...LOOK FOR A PLACE WHERE YOU KNOW YOU CAN HIDE OUT FOR A WHILE. LIGHT ONE NEARBY AND WHEN THE SMOKE GOES UP, LOOK DIRECTLY AT YOUR OPPONENT UNTIL HE IS VERY DIM AND FAINT, THEN MAKE YOUR MOVE. GO TO YOUR HIDING PLACE. AND STAY THERE FOR A WHILE. WHEN YOU THINK THE COAST IS CLEAR, JAM WHEREVER YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR ASS SAFE. WELL...I HAVE SAID ENOUGH ABOUT THIS TOPIC. WELL...HAVE FUN!!! DATED: 01-16-1985 PLEASE DO NOT ALTER THIS PHILE IN ANY WAY. I WANT THIS PHILE TO BE COMPLETE AND STAY COMPLETE AS IT IS OFFERED TO MANY CURIOUS MINDS. YOU MAY SHARE THIS PHILE WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE. BUT THE BEST WAY IS TO KEEP THE SECRETS TO YOUR SELF. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------