WRITTEN BY.. THE ARCHITECT -------------------------------------- The growing world of household weapons would not be complete without the infamous PEN GUN. This versatile weapon which doubles as a household pen, can be shot up to 2 feet and still do sub stantial damage to the enemies' eyes or what not. STEP 1: acquire a "push pen", one that snaps in and out when you press the back of the pen. STEP 2: next, disassemble this pen so that you have the 4 parts needed to fire your semi-automatic weapon. 1> the pusher (found in the back) 2> the little pusher (found in the pusher) 3> the spring (found on top of the ink case) 4> the ink case (the long thing with ink in it) Once you have discovered these parts. arrange them in such a way so that you can see each of the parts. STEP 4: now, you must follow these instructions closely. 1> put the pusher in it's old place. be sure not to put the little pusher in it! 2> put the spring in next (all this goes in the back of the pen) 3> on top of the spring goes the little pusher. 4> put the ink case on top of the little pusher and replace the front. (this cram all of the little parts together and make them stick in there. 5> remove the top. and leave the ink case in, as this will be the pain inflicting element. To activate this little gun, just push the pusher! (some extra force may be required) This little weapon/writing utensil, can be used to write a paper or blind an enemy! It's also good for shooting the person in front of you in class (be sure he's wearing thick clothes unless you want to hurt him) Enjoy! The Architect Disclaimer: The Architect assumes no responsiblilty for the actions of others in the use of this mechanical wonder.