************************************************************** * Firecracker FUN! * * Issue #4 * * by The Silver Knight * * 12/17/90 * ************************************************************** Hello! And welcome to issue #4, which starts the series of Bathroom Bombs! In this issue we discuss The Candle! Materials: A birthday or other small candle 1 M-80 Silly Putty Here we go. Scrape off the bottom of the candle so that a half- inch wick in on the bottom. Tie the end of the wick to the fuse of the M-80. Place a small ammount of silly putty on one side of the candle, and a small ammount on one side of the M-80. Use as little as possible, just enough to make it stick! Now the hard part, you need to lean over and stick the candle and the M-80 to the underside of the toilet. Be careful and make sure no one is going to dunk you. Light the candle and get out of the bathroom as calmly as possible. You have anywhere from thirty seconds to one minute (30-1) so you have time to wash your hands and act normal. Make sure that you are nowhere NEAR the bathroom because the teachers will interogate anyone in the vicinity of the area!! | XXX XXX XXX <---- Scrape the end of the candle so there is 1/2 inch of wick XXX | | | XXX XXX XXX <---- Tie the end of the wick to the fuse of the M-80 XXX | T----M-80 | XXX XXX XXXS <---- Put a small ammount of silly putty on the candle & M-80 XXX | S T----M-80 Now you can have a BLAST at school! (Litterally) But remember to be careful and use EXTREME caution becuase you are at scholl and they will suspend you if they catch you....I have never been caught, but my friend has....so be smart...have fun! Coming soon....Issue #5 about The Cigarete Flash! -> END