______________________________________________________ ( ) ( IN THIS ONE, ALL YOU KIDDIES WILL LEARN ) ( ) ( HOW TO MAKE A BOMB IN THE GROUND (STREET) ) ( ) (______________________________________________________) REQUIREMENTS: -A BOX OF MATCHES -A NAIL AND A HAMMER -AND A HUGE ROCK -( IQ OF 10 AND UP MAY BE NEEDED ) WHAT TO DO: FIND A QUIET NEIGHBOURHOOD, HAMMER THE NAIL IN THE GROUND ABOUT AN INCH AND A HALF, THEN HAMMER THE NAIL SIDEWAYS SO IT COMES OUT EASIER. ONCE THE NAIL IS OUT, TAKE THE BOX OF MATCHES AND TAKE ALL THE RED STUFF OFF THE TOP OF A MATCH AND PUT IT IN THE HOLE YOU MADE. FILL THE HOLE WITH 10 TO 20 MATCHES WORTH OF "RED STUFF" OFF THE TOP OF MATCHES. TO GET READY: -PUT NAIL BACK IN HOLE -GET BACK ABOUT 10 METERS -THROW A BIG ROCK ONTOP OF NAIL -AND WATCH THE GROUND EXPLODE WARNING: THERE WILL BE A BLAST LOUDER THAN A SHOTGUN AND EVERYTIME I TRIED IT, POLICE ENDED UP LOOKING FOR A SHOOT AND RUN...SO BE CAREFUL NOT TO BE SEEN CAUSE YOU'LL BE IN BIG SHIT!! NOTE: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IF THIS IS TRIED, I WILL NOT HOLD RISK OF YOUR EYES POPPING OUT -OR- THE BIG POTHOLE IN THE STREET.. SO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MASTER OF CONFUSION.