Chapter Five: The Trials =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Now that you have been educated, here iz a little test... First: Aquire $100.00 worth of good from yer local quicky-Mart Second: Do a commamdo-style raid on yer local Jesus Freak settlement Next: Harass the neighbourhood Losers until they move Finally: Aquire a "free" Car Stereo and send it to: The C.H.A.O.S.S. Agency The North Pole P/O Box 666 Include yer address and we'll send'ja a free CHAOSS T-shirt! Some of you may be sayin.."HA! You call that a test? I could do that in my sleep! Ha Ha" But for others it is a reason- able challenge. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Well, there you have it.... Hope you enjoyed this phyle cuz you'll be hearing from us again... Watch for Volume II of the Black Arts "Weapons & Explosives" | A_|_O H / \ S | A | C \_ _/ S Copywrong 1988 -CIA- | Copyright Infiltration Agency ---|--- | =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Disclaimer: We do not take responsibility for any damage or injury caused as a result of attempting acts described in this file and if you wish to attempt any of the above procedures do so at your own risk. Any complaints or suggestions for additions or revisions to this file may be sent to the Prime Minister of Canada, whoever he may be. The Huntsman =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=