Chapter Two: DESTRUCTION =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ahhh, there's nothin' like a good hour of destruction to releave all that tension after failing yer math exam. Yeah you remember, the one you were supposed to be studying for while you were mixing explosives in the garage. This form of Anarchy allows for more creativity than most. You can stck to doing mild damage with yer hands or you can obtain a wide variety of weapons for more severe effects. It is usually easier to make yer own weapons and there are a large number of G-phyles dealing with the production of explosives and simple weapons. For a successful strike on your target area, you will need the following: o Camouflage (dark clothing, mask)- To prevent discovery & Identification o A small bat or solid stick/bar - To eliminate peo- ple/dogs who get in the way & to increase destructive power o A small, "efficient" weapon - For serious emergen- cies only! (knives or mini- chucks are good) o Flashlight - So you can see what the phuck yer doin' o Several projectiles - To increase fire power and range ( rocks or anything will do ) o Smoke Bombs - A valuable tool, documented here after o FIRE - .......... A MUST!!!! o Explosives - Not compulsary for the job but they sure add a spark to the evening! o Spray Paint - To mark out yer territory & let the world know you were there..... o Lock Picks & a Bag - Just in case an easy target for theft presents itself while yer vandalizing. Now, in case you aren't up on the latest "do it yerself" weapons info. here are a few of my favourites..... Part A: Home-Made Weapons ------------------------- Mini-Chucks ----------- These little babies are easy to make and are easily concealable. All you need are a pair of those metal nut- crackers and a 2 foot length of chain. First, take the nut crackers and cut through the hinge with metal-shears, being sure to leave the rivets intact. Now open up the last link at each end of the chain and close them around the rivet shaft on the metal bars. HEY! Look what you've done....little nun-chakaus. Tennis Ball Bombs ----------------- This is a great idea I picked up from the D.O.A.'s Anarchy Handbook. Cut a one inch slit in the tennis ball and stuff it full of wooden match-heads. (A little gunpowder adds to the effect) Once the ball is fimrly packed, it will detonate on contact with a solid surface pruducing large amounts of flame and flaming projectiles. Flaming Darts/ Exploding Darts ------------------------------ Take ordinary darts and wrap an oil soaked strip of rag around the shaft. Then just light and throw. For an explod- ing dart, tie a cherry bomb to the shaft using a twist tie and light the fuse. Molocov Cocktail ---------------- Fill a Pepsi bottle half way to the top with gasoline, insert a rag, light and throw....instant hell fire! Part B: Interesting Ideas ------------------------- Try out these nasty thoughts on yer local loser: Personalized Lawns ------------------- Sure! Why not leave yer initials on the guys lawn using gasoline or weed-killer? Better yet, if yer artistic, a graphic picture of him pumping the local stray dog.....heh, long-lasting damage! Hose Through The Mail Slot -------------------------- Stick the end of the garden hose through the mail slot in his door, then crank the fawset and run like a fucker! If you do this at 3am, his house will be floating down the street before he even wakes up. Address Switching ----------------- Use yer trusty screwdriver to switch address numbers and steal mailboxes throughout the neighborhood. Heh, if you find the right numbers, you can make three houses in a row with the same address, the phun part is when you order a party-size pizza to that address. (If you are really on the ball you can rip off the delivery car while Guido is walkin' from door to door). Part C: The Phun Part --------------------- Once you have all yer equipment, yer ready to go. Easy targets are mail boxes, bird feeders, X-mas lights (when in season) and greenhouses. The weapon you will use most is the bat or steel bar you brought along in yer trusty Anarchist's bag. Remember to spray paint the traditional encircled "A" where ever you go to let the world know Anarchy is alive an' well. If you posess a slight sadistic streak, domestic pets can make amusing targets. The classic "cemeny shoes" is good to drown the neighboors cat in their pool. Fire can be used in countless ways to destroy almost anything. The good part is once you've set the fire, it will continue to do damage while you are runnin' to the next target. The interesting thing is when you are spotted and chased. Now you have to use some direct methods to evade capture. Start off mild by simply running. If they persist, create obstacles as you go by knocking things down in yer wake, jumpin' fences, cars, etc.. If that fails, try a few smoke bombs lobbed over yer shoulder to block their view....NO! Hmmmm well it's time to get serious because you smoke too much to stay ahead for long. Sooo, use the explosives....that should do it but if not, just turn around, whip out the projectiles or the weapon of yer choice an' just beat the livin' phuck out of `em. Now you can go home, being sure to spray paint an encircled "A" on Mr. Johnson's bleeding forehead...(heh, I doubt he'll chase you next time)