"THE JOHNNY (FAT MAN) CAMPO BOMB" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- INGREDIENTS: * A LARGE EXPLOSIVE SUCH AS AN M-8 0 OR H-100. * A LARGE CYLINDRICAL CARDBOARD CONTAINER, SUCH AS THE KIND PLANTERS CHEESE BALLS OR KOOL-AID DRINK MIX, COMES IN. * SEVERAL CANS OF COMET CLEANSER. DON'T USE AJAX, IT'S NOT AS GOOD . * ROLL OF ELECTRICAL TAPE. PLANS: FILL THE CONTAINER HALF FULL OF THE COMET CLEANSER. POKE A ONE EIGTH INCH HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE CONTAINER AT THE HALFWAY POINT. INSERT THE EXPLOSIVE CHARGE IN THE CENTER OF THE CONTAINER AND RUN THE FUSE THROUGH THE HOLE. (YOU MAY HAVE TO LENGHTEN TO FUSE.) POUR MORE COMET OVER THE EXPLOSIVE CHARGE TO THE TOP OF THE CONTAINER. PACK DOWN WELL. PUT LID BACK ON CONTAINER. REINFORCE THE LID AND BASE WITH THE TAPE. ADD THE "JOHNNY (FATMAN) CAMPO BOMB" NAME TO THE DEVICE AND YOUR DONE. WHEN YOU LIGHT THIS, RUN LIKE MAD (UNLESS YOU LOVE TO INHALE COMET), BECAUSE WHEN IT GOES OFF IT PRODUCES A HUGE EXPLOSION AND A MASSIVE GREEN CLOUD THAT DRIFTS & DRIFTS & DRIFTS. HAVE FUN, CESSPOOL COMPUTING ****CALL THE MORGUE AT:(201)376-4462 THE TROLL HOLE:(201)783-9232 THE ARMOURY AT:(201)267-1207 ************************************ * A N O T H E R B O M B ! ! ! * * CHLOROX-DRAINO * * BY * * THE MORTICIAN * * SYSOP OF: * * THE MORGUE * * (201)376-4462 * ************************************ I AM NOT TOO SURE ON HOW THIS WORKS BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT YOU CAN MAKE A REALLY POWERFUL BOMB BY TAKING A CAN OF DRAINO AND MIXING IT WITH CHLOROX. I THINK THAT THESE TWO COMPUONDS WILL SPONTANIOUSLY EXPLODE SO DON'T JUST POU R THEM TOGETHER. I THINK WHAT YOU DO IS GET THE DRAINO IN A CARDBOARD CAN AND THEN PUT IT IN A BUCKET OF CHLOROX AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS EITHER THE DRAINO OR CHLOROX WILL EAT THROUGH THE CARDBOARD AND THEY WILL MEET AND EXPLODE. YOU MIGHT WANT TO EXPERIMENT WITH THIS BY RIGGING IT UP SO YOU CAN CAUSE THE TWO TO COMBINE WHILE YOU STAND A DISTANCE A WAY. I RECCOMEND EXTREME CAUTION WITH THIS AND WEAR GOGGLES DEFINATELY.... JUST LIKE POUR SOME CHLOROX INTO A PAN AND THEN HAVE A CAN OF DRAINO WITH A STRING TIED TO IT SO YOU CAN MAKE IT SPILL INTO THE CHLOROX... BE CARE FULL. I DON'T NEED A LAW SUIT... *************************************** S O D A B O M B S _______________________________________ BY THE HOSER TYPED BY THE MORTICIAN (201)376-4462 *************************************** SUPPLIES: GRANULATED POOL CHLORINE (AT LEAST 75% CALCIUM HYPOCHLORITE) SUGAR WATER 2-LITER SODA BOTTLE DIRECTIONS: TAKE A QUARTER OF CHLORINE AND PLACE IT IN AN EMPTY AND DRY 2-LITER BOTTLE. PUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF SUGAR AND PLACE IT IN THE BOTTLE TOO. PUT THE CAP ON AND THROW IT AWAY!!! (IT SPLATTERS ALL KINDS OF BLINDING AND NOXIOUS CHEMICALS WHEN IT GOES OFF. DISSOLVE IN THE WATER THEY WILL REACT WITH EACH OTHER. THE BOMB IS ABOUT AS LOUD AS AN M-80 BUT IT DOESN'T EXPLODE. STILL, STAY A WAY AND COME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO EXAMINE IT. IF IT DOESN'T WORK TRY ADJUSTING THE AMOUNTS OF SUGAR AND CHLORINE. ------[=EXPLOSIVE PHUN=]----- ----- BY ----- ---------[=CHRIS JONES=]----------- --------------------------------------- THESE PROJECTS ARE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD LIKE TO GET EVEN AT SOMEBODY, BUT YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO HURT THEM. JUST SCARE THE HELL OUT OF EM. ----------[=IODINE CRYSTALS=]---------- THESE LITTLE BEAUTIES ARE PRESSURE SENSITIVE SO THAT THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH WILL CAUSE A FAIRLY LOUD EXPLOSION. (ABOUT A FOURTH OF A FIRE CRACKER PER CRYSTAL) IT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH, BUT THERE ARE USALLY ABOUT 500 CRYSTALS IN A TEASPOON OF CRYSTALIZED IODINE. ALSO, WHEN THE FIRST ONE GOES OFF, IT WILL MOST LIKELY START A CHAIN REACTION AND CAUSE ALL OF THE OTHERS AROUND IT TO GO OFF TOO, WHICH WOULD CAUSE ALL OF THE OTHERS AROUND EACH ONE OF THOSE TO GO OFF ECT... MATERIALS: 1. 1 BOTTLE OF IODINE CRYSTALS. 2. 1 BOTTLE OF AMMONIA NITRATE INSTRUCTIONS: MIX 2 TEASPOONS OF CRYTALS WITH ABOUT 4 OUNCES OF AMMONIA. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO EXPIREMENT WITH THE MEASUREMENTS A LITTLE BIT TO SEE WHAT WORKS BEST. STIR UNTIL DISSOLVED, THEN POUR IT OVER THE AREA THAT YOU WANT TO TRAP. LET THE AMMONIA EVAPORATE SO ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT ARE THE TINY CRYSTALS. (THEY ARE ALMOST INVISIBLE) THEN, WHEN SOMEBODY STEPS ON OR SETS SOMETHING DOWN ON IT... ******HE'LL SHIT IN HIS PANTS!!!******* -------------[=HAVE PHUN=]------------- WRITTEN BY CHRIS JONES. TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE BY JAMES MEEKER. -----------[=HOW TO MAKE=]------------ ----------[=CHLORINE GAS =]----------- -------------------------------------- --------[TYPED BY CHRIS JONES]--------- MATERIALS: 1. DRY TWO LITER BOTTLE 2. MEASURING CUP 3. CHLOROX BLEACH 4. AMMONIA 5. FUNNEL 6. (OPTIONAL) GAS MASK PROCEDURE: 1. PUT THE FUNNEL IN THE TWO LITER BOTTLE. 2. POUR IN ONE-HALF CUP OF CHLOROX. 3. POUR IN ONE-HALF CUP OF AMMONIA. 4. PULL OUT THE FUNNEL FAST,,SCREW CAP ON LIGHTLY ON AND THROW FAR!!!! FOR ALL OF YOU THAT SCIENTIFICLY, WHAT HAPPENS IS ENOUGH CHLORINE GAS ACCUMILATES THAT IT EVENTUALLY BLOWS THE CAP OFF. --------------[=NOTE=]----------------- CHLORINE GAS CAUSES LEUMONIA WHICH IS PHNEUMONIA OF THE LUNGS. IT IS VERY PAINFUL AS WELL AS FATAL SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT TOO MUCH. AND MAKE SURE THAT YOUR DOG ISN'T AROUND WHEN YOU THROW IT AND TRYS TO GO GET IT. --------------------------------------- ---------[=TYPED AND UPLOADED=]-------- -----------------[=BY=]---------------- ------------[=CHRIS JONES=]------------ --------------------------------------- TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE BY JAMES MEEKER. --------------------------------------- Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open