HoW ço áuILd aN ’çomic áomá by, -=[MiNuTeMaN]=- MoH, M.a.D. M.a.D. BBS [4o7] 477ù8142 Everyone always wonders how hard it must be to build an atomic bomb, but that is not really the case. The real hard part is getting the necessary materials. To build a basic bomb you first need a quantity of Uranium-235 or Plutonium. This can be leeched from the TVA, or you can bribe an underpaid employee of a nearby nuclear plant. If you can get this, you probably won't have any problem getting the other materials. Next, you will need a hollow, metal sphere. Lastly, you will need a quantity of explosive, preferably some plastic explosives like Plastique, with some time of ignition device. þþþþþþþþ <<----------Ignition Materials: þ®0:00¯þ Device ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² -Uranium or Plutonium ² ±±±±±±±±±±± ² ± = SpHeRe ² ± ± ² -Hollow metal sphere ² ± ððððððð ± ² ð = Atomic ² ± ððððððð ± ² Material -Plastic Explosive ² ± ððððððð ± ² ² ± ± ² ² = Explosive -Ignition Device ² ±±±±±±±±±±± ² ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² Instructions: 1.) Under extreme saftey, place the radioactive material in the center of the sphere (radiation poisoning is not a fun thing- be careful!!!) 2.) Seal up the sphere and use an X-ray machine to check for any fissures or cracks in the surface of it. EVEN MINISCULE FISSURES WILL RENDER THE DEVICE USELESS!!! 3.) Firmly pack the explosive around the sphere and insert the ignition device. Your bomb is now ready! Detonation is best at approximately 1,000-3,000 feet above the intended target... the blast ratio is increased tenfold... However, for those of you adventurers who want even more of an atomic thrill, you can make a hydrogen bomb. First, you have to do the previous steps making a normal atomic bomb. Next, you will need some type of pump device. þþþþþþþþ <<----------Ignition þ®0:00¯þ Device MaTeRiaLS: ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² ² ±±±±±±±±±±± ² ± = SpHeRe 1.) A normally constructed atom ² ± ± ² bomb Õ÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ððððððð ± ² ð = Atomic 2.) Liquid Hydrogen º ² ± ððððððð ± ² Material Ç÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ððððððð ± ² 3.) A pump device º ² ± ± ² ² = Explosive º ² ±±±±±±±±±±± ² º ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² º ÷÷÷÷÷÷÷¿ ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ· è = Liquid º èèèèèèèè º Hydrogen Pump ------------>> º èèèèèèèè º Device º º ÷ = Tubing ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ; InStRuCtIoNs: 1.) Run plastic tubes into the center of the sphere. 2.) Connect the tubes to the pump. 3.) Place liquid hydrogen in the pump device. 4.) Set the ignition device to activate the pump simultaneously as the explosive goes off. Finally, if you are that special kind of stupid that you would actually try, I wish you luck. However, I formally deny any responsiblity for the consequences of your actions. Otherwise, I couldn't give a flying fuck what you do. And just remember: if anyone fucking messes with this file without my knowledge, I will find you! This file was written SPECIFICALLY FOR MoH AND M.a.D. Productionz... any other use of this file, either excerpts or in its entirety MAY NOT BE DONE WITHOUT DIRECT CONSENT FROM THE AUTHOR!!! Do not fuck with this. I didn't write this so some freaking wanna-be hacker can alter something. Hands Off!