*--* Qmodem Session Capture File *--* *--* Qmodem Capture File 03/15/91 21:03:38 *--* +----------------------------------+ | Poisons, Launchers, and Bombs! | | Credit where credit is due! | | Be REAL careful! | | Compilation #1 | +----------------------------------+ I. Poisons A. How to make CYANIDE by Forkboy Yes, boys and girls, after 5 hours in the library I figured out how to make cyanide. Yes, the UNTRACEABLE only-takes- two-grains poison. I wouldn't reccomend you doing this, becasue if you breath this shit, it may kill you. But, I know someone is crazy enough to be a killer, so I will tell you how. What you need: 1 apricot 1 Pliers 1 Vice 1 Hammer 1 Cloth 1 Microwave (optional) 1 Gasmask How to make it: 1) Eat the apricot. 2) Do anything necessary to break open that fucking apricot seed! It's hard, but be careful not to damage the contents. 3) Put on your gas mask for safety's sake. 4) See that meat inside? THAT contains our deadly cyanide. In large quanities, that meat can kill. But, we will speed up the process. 5) Using your finger, scrape all the meat out. Spread it out on a cloth. The best method is to let it sit outside and dry. But, if you're in a hurry, you can nuke it until it's dry. Whala! You have a substance that's about 35% cyanide. Since it only take 2 grains to kill someone, this little bit can put someone out. The reason we have to dry it is becasue there is too much moisture in it. When we take it out, we have an isolated poison. Have fun. B. How to kill a dog or a cat with just 1 tsp. of poison BY FORKBOY What you need: 1 Radiator coolant (the shit you put in your car) container Yeah, it's that easy. My truck had a real bad coolant leak. It created a big puddle out in the street. Coolant tastes super sweet, and is extremely appealing to animals. Taste it for yourself - just don't swallow it. There was a dead dog 5 feet away. I was amazed! To verify it, I called the poison control center, and sure enough, 1 teaspoon will kill a small animal. I'll bet you can pour a little in someones soda, and they won't even know 'cos it's so sweet. And when they die... muhahahahaha.... !!This file is meant for entertainment purposes only!! II. Launchers B. How to make a tennis-ball projectile launcher BY FORKBOY What you need: 3 Cambells soup cans 1 Can opener 1 Duct tape 1 Butane lighter fluid (the kind used in lighters) 1 Drill 1 A wick or some heating device 1 Tennis ball 1 Gas (optional) How to make it... 1) Open both sides to two cans, but only one side to one can. 2) Empty the contents out. 3) Duct tape all the cans togther real good. 4) Drill a hole in the bottom of the last can. Don't make it real big, but not too small either, 5) Pour a substantial amount of lighter fluid down the hole. Just use your own judgement on how much to put in. If you don't put enough in, the ball won't travel very far. But, if you put too much in, it might blow up in your face. 6) Put the tennis ball down the barrel. 7) Prop up the cannon on something. Aim it at about a 45 degree angle. 8) Insert heating device. 9) Light, and step back. The tennis ball will travel up to one mile. BE real careful with this one, becasue you can kill someone at close range with this bastard. But, I know someone is crazy enough to be a killer out there, so I'll tell you how to kill someone with this. 1) Soak the ball in gas overnight. 2) Follow steps 1-9. 3) Get some safety glasses. 4) Mount it on your shoulder so you can aim. 5) Light. When the ball hits, it will douse the victim in gas, and engulfing them in flames. If you aim for the head, the impact will be so great he will probably be knocked out. If you really want to fuck 'em up, aim for the nose. The bone fragments will probably be shoved into their brain, casuing intense pain. As far as the launcher, I wouldn't worry about launching it off my shoulder. I do it all the time, and There really isn't much to worry about. Just be careful... III. Bombs +-----------------------------------+ | WRITEN BY GODS TESTED BY TESTED | | BY TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | CAUTION!!!!!! THIS FUCKER BLOWS | | HARD | +-----------------------------------+ +---------------------------------------------------------+ | NEED!!!!!!! | | 1: 2 LITTER BOTTLE | | 2: MURIATIC ACID. THE KIND YOU PUT IN YOUR POOL OR SPA | | 3: FOIL | +---------------------------------------------------------+ 1: PUT THE LITEER BOTTLE UNDER THE GROUND OR SURFACE EITHER ONE(THE SURFACE BLOWS LOUDER AND GROUND MAKES A FUCKEN BIG BLOW ITS GREAT) 2: FILL THE BOTTLE WITH ACID ABOUT WHERE THE BLACK LINE IS. (CAUTION!!!!!!! DONT SMELL THIS ACID WILL RUIN YOUR NOISE) 3: DROP THE FOIL IN THE BOTTLE AND CLOSE THE CAP TIGHTLY DONT WORRY IT WON'T BLOW FOR A WHILE. 4: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOME CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WILL KILL SOMEBODY SO I WILL TELL YOU HOW GET THE ACID AND DUMP THE ACID ON A PERSON AND SHOVE A FOIL DOWN THERE NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!! +-----+ | | CAP | | +----+-----+----+ | | | | | | | | ...................| |............................ | | | | GROUND |---------------| ACID | | | | +---------------+ P.S SORRY ABOUT THE PICTURE BYE. CALL THESE BBS ............................................. . DARK SIDE ................... (312)509-1816 . . . DARK CITY ................... (215)261-0893 . . . DEAD ZONE ................... (602)844-0365 . . . DUCK BBS ................... (404)279-7871 . . .............................................