IMPROVISING BLACK POWDER BLACK POWDER, TERRORIST FUN, HARMLESS TERROR, ELECTRONIC TERROR AND FREE POSTAGE. BLACK POWDER BLACK POWDER CAN BE PREPARED IN A SIMPLE, SAFE MANNER. IT MAY BE USED AS BLASTING OR GUN POWDER. MATERIAL REQUIRED: POTASSIUM NITRATE, GRANULATED, 3 CUPS WOOD CHARCOAL, POWDERED, 2 CUPS SULFUR, POWDERED, 1/2 CUP ALCOHOL, 5 PINTS (WHISKEY, RUBBING ALCOHOL, ETC.) WATER, 3 CUPS CARBIDE BOMB THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION.... OBTAIN SOME CALCIUM CARBIDE. THIS IS THE STUFF THAT IS USED IN CARBIDE LAMPS AND CAN BE FOUND AT NEARLY ANY HARDWARE STORE. TAKE A FEW PIECES OF THIS STUFF (IT LOOKS LIKE GRAVEL)AND PUT IT IN A GLASS JAR WITH SOME WATER. PUT A LID ON TIGHTLY. THE CARBIDE WILL REACT WITH THE WATER TO PRODUCE ACETYLENE CARBONATE WHICH IS SIMILAR TO THE GAS USED IN CUTTING TORCHES. EVENTUALLY THE GLASS WITH EXPLODE FROM INTERNAL PRESSURE. IF LEAVE A BURNING RAG NEARBY, YOU WILL GET A NICE FIREBALL! PORTABLE GRENADE LAUNCHER IF YOU HAVE A BOW, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. REMOVE THE FERRULE FROM AN ALUMINUM ARROW, AND FILL THE ARROW WITH BLACK POWDER (I USE GRADE FFFF, IT BURNS EASY)AND THEN GLUE A SHOTSHELL PRIMER INTO THE HOLE LEFT WHERE THE FERRULE WENT. NEXT, GLUE A BB ON THE PRIMER, AND YOU ARE READY TO GO! MAKE SURE NO ONE IS NEARBY.. LITTLE SHREDS OF ALUMINIM GO ALL OVER THE PLACE!! AUTO TO EXHAUST FLAME THROWER FOR THIS ONE, ALL YOU NEED IS A CAR, SPARKPLUG, IGNITION WIRE AND A SWITCH. INSTALL THE SPARK PLUG INTO THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE INCHES OF THE TAILPIPEBY DRILLING A HOLE THAT THE PLUG CAN SCREW INTO EASILY. ATTACH THE WIRE (THIS IS REGULAR INSULATED WIRE) TO ONE SIDE OF THE SWITCH AND TO THE SPARK PLUG. THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SWITCH IS ATTACHED TO THE POSITIVE TERMINAL ON THE BATTERY. WITH THE CAR RUNNING, SIMPLY HIT THE SWITCH AND WATCH THE FLAMES FLY!!! AGAIN BE CAREFUL THAT ONE IS BEHIND YOU! I HAVE SEEN SOME OF THESE FLAMES GO 20 FEET!!! FREE POSTAGE!! THE INCREASING COST OF POSTAGE TO LETTERS AND PACKAGES IS BRINGING DOWN OUR STANDARD OF LIVING. TO REMEDY THIS DEPLORABLE SITUATION, SOME COUNTER CONTROL MEASURES CAN BE APPLIED. FOR EXAMPLE, IF THE STAMPS ON A LETTER ARE COATED WITH ELMER'S GLUE BY THE SENDER, THE CANCELLATION MARK WILL NOT DESTROY THE STAMP: THE ELMER/S DRIVES TO FORM AN ALMOST INVISIBLE COATING THAT PROTECTS THE STAMPS FROM THE CANCELLATION INK. LATER, THE RECEIVER IF THE LETTER CAN REMOVE THE CANCELLATION MARK WITH WATER AND REUSE THE STAMPS. FURTHERMORE, ECOLOGICAL SAVING WILL ALSO RESULT FROM RECYCLING THE STAMPS. HELP SAVE A TREE. THE GLUE IS MOST EFFICENTLY APPLIED WITH A BRUSH WITH STIFF, SHORT BRISTLES. JUST DIP THE BRUSH INTO THE GLUE AND SPREAD IT ON EVENLY, COVERING THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE STAMP. IT WILL DRY IN ABOUT 15 MIN. FOR MAILING PACKAGES, JUST FOLLOW THE SAME PROCEDURE AS OUTLINED ABOVE; HOWEVER, THE PACKAGE SHOULD BE AND CHECKED TO MAKE SURE THAT IT HAS THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF POSTAGE ON IT BEFORE IT IS TAKEN TO THE POST OFFICE. REMOVING THE CANCELLATION AND THE FROM THE STAMPS CAN BE EASILY ACCOMPLISHED BY SOAKING THE STAMPS IN WARM WATER UNTIL THEY FLOAT FREE FROM THE PAPER. THE STAMPS CAN THEN BE PUT ONTO A PAPER TOWEL TO DRY. PROCESSING STAMPS IN LARGE BATCHES SAVES TIME TOO. ALSO, IT MAY BE HELPFUL TO WRITE THE WORD 'ELMER' AT THE TOP OF THE LETTER (NOT ON THE ENVELOPE) TO CUE THE RECEIVING PARTY IN THAT THE STAMPS HAVE BEEN PROTECTED WITH THE GLUE. WE ALL KNOW THAT MAILING PACKAGES CAN BE EXPENSIVE. AND WE ALSO KNOW THAT THE HANDICAPPED ARE SOMETIMES DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN JOBS. THE GOVERNMENT, BEING THE GENEROUS PEOPLE THEY ARE, HAVE GIVEN THE BLIND FREE POSTAL SERVICE. SIMPLY ADDRESS YOU ENVELOPE AS USUAL, AND MAKE ONE MODIFICATION. IN THE CORNER WHERE THE STAMP WOULD GO, IN (OR STAMP) THE WORDS 'FREE MATTER FOR THE BLIND". THEN DROP YOU OR LETTER IN ONE OF THE BLUE FEDRAL MAILBOXES. DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX. SOUNDS VERY NICE OF THE GOVERNMENT TO DO THIS, RIGHT? WELL, THEY AREN'T THAT NICE. THE PARCEL IS SENT LIBRARY RATE, THAT IS BELOW THIRD CLASS. IT MAY TAKE FOUR TO FIVE DAYS TO SEND A LETTER TO JUST THE NEXT TOWN. THIS TOO IS QUITE SIMPLE, BUT LESS EFFECTIVE. PUT THE ADDRESS THAT YOU ARE SENDING THE LETTER TO AS THE RETURN ADDRESS. IF YOU WERE SENDING A $20 DONATION TO THE PIRATE'S CHEST, YOU WOULD PUT OUR ADDRESS (PO BOX 644, LINCOLN MA. 01773) AS THE RETURN ADDRESS. THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE CARLESS AND FORGET TO PUT THE STAMP ON THE ENVELOPE. A NICE TOUCH IS TO PUT A BULLSHIT ADDRESS IN THE CENTER OF THE ENVELOPE. AGAIN, YOU MUST DROP THE LETTER IN A FEDRAL MAILBOX. IF THE POST OFFICE DOESN'T SEND THE LETTER THE RETURN ADDRESS FOR HAVING NO STAMP, THEY WILL SEND IT BACK FOR THE REASON OF "NO SUCH ADDRESS". EXAMPLE-- PIRATES CHEST P.O. BOX 644 LINCOL, MA. 01773 TOM BULLSHIT 20 FAKE ROAD WHAT EVER, XX 99851 ONE LAST THING YOU MIGHT TRY DOING IS SOAKING A CANCELLED STAMP OFF OF AN ENVELOPE, AND GLUING IT ONTO ONE YOU ARE SENDING. THEN BURN THE STAMP, LEAVEING A LITTLE BIT TO SHOW THAT THERE WAS ONE THERE. FIREBOMBS MOST FIRE BOMBS ARE SIMPLY GASOLINE FILLED BOTTLES WITH A FUEL SOAKED RAG IN THE MOUTH (THE BOTTLE'S MOUTH, NOT YOURS). THE ORIGINAL MOLOTOV COCKTAIL, AND STILL ABOUT THE BEST, WAS A MIXTURE OF ONE PART GASOLINE AND ONE PART MOTOR OIL. THE OIL HELPS IT TO CLING TO WHAT IT SPLATTERS ON. SOME USE ONE PART ROOFING TAR AND ONE PART GASOLINE. FIRE BOMBS HAVE BEEN FOUND WHCIH WERE MADE BY POURING MELTED WAX INTO GASOLINE. MATCH HEAD BOMB SIMPLE SAFETY MATCH HEADS IN A PIPE, CAPPED AT BOTH ENDS, MAKE A DEVESTATING BOMB. IT IS SET OFF WITH A REGULAR FUSE A PLASTIC BAGGIE IS PUT INTO THE PIPE BEFORE THE HEADS GO IN TO DETONATION BY CONTACT WITH THE METAL. CUTTING ENOUGH MATCH HEADS TO FILL PIPE CAN BE TEDIOUS WORK FOR ONE BUT AN EVENING'S FUN FOR THE FAMILY IF YOU CAN DRAG THEM AWAY FROM THE TV. FUSE IGNITION FIRE BOMB A FOUR STRAND HOMEMADE FUSE IS USED FOR THIS. IT BURNS LIKE FURY. IT IS HELD DOWN AND CONCEALED BY A STRIP OF BENT TIN CUT FROM A CAN. THE EXPOSED END OF THE FUSE IS DIPPED INTO THE FLARE IGNITER. TO USE THIS ONE, YOU LIGHT THE FUSE AND HOLD THE FIRE BOMB UNTIL THE FUSE HAS BURNED OUT OF SIGHT UNDER THE TIN. THEN THROW IT AND WHEN IT BREAKS, THE BURNING FUSE WILL IGNITE THE CONTENTS. =/= GETTING EVEN =/= TO GET EVEN WITH AN EX TRADING OFFER TO SEND HIM THE NEWEST WARE BY MAIL. BUT BEFORE YOU DO THIS TAKE THE DISK OUT OF ITS JACKET AND DO THE FOLLOWING: TAKE A SMALL DISH AND POUR ACETONE (NAIL POLISH REMOVER) INTO IT. NOW GET LOTSA MATCHEADS AND PUT THEM IN IT. NOW PULVERIZE IT UNTIL YOU HAVE A SOMEWHAT GOOEY CONSISTENCY. THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BRUSH ON THE DISK IN A THIN LAYER BUT MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE A CLEAN AREA TO SHOW THRU THE ENVELOPE. NOW WHEN HE BOOTS IT, IT BOOTS HIM!!! Napalm -------- About the best fire bomb is napalm. It has a thick consistancy, like jam and is best for use on vehilces or buildings. Napalms is simply one part gasoline and one part soap. The soap is either soap flakes or shredded bar soap. Detergents won't do. The gasoline must be heated in order for the soap to melt. The usual way is with a double boiler where the top part has at least a two-quart capicity. The water in the bottom part is brought to a boil and the double boiler is taken from the stove and carried to where there is no flame. Then one part, by volume, of gasoline is put in the top part and allowed to heat as much as it will and the soap is added and the mess is stirred until it thickens. A better way to heat gasoline is to fill a bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. It will hold its heat longer and permit a much larger container than will the double boiler.