//////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ Stealing Toyota's For $$$, X-Portation, or Smash-Up-Derby / / Written By: Phrenzy On: 03/09/90 Call V.M.B. (415)561-1498 \ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\//////////////////////////////// Well, this is probably going to be a short phile, but if you have the balls to go through with it (like i did), than it will be well worth your time! First of all, some Toyota's have a glitch in the lock system, which on older models of cars (Pre-1984), will allow you to pop the door and ignition relativley easily. Corrolla/Corona Hatchback: These are definitley the easiest of all toyota's to steal and are probably among the most commonly stolen. If you attempt to steal a very old Corolla/Corona you usually will have success with just a house-key (some would probably pop with a butter knife). the ignition is sometimes harder to make turn. If you want to take the whole car what you must do is find a key that is cut to fit a Toyota.. if u have a phriend that will give u a copy of his toyota key (yea, right) or you know somebody that used to have a toy- ota .. Anyway once you have a key, file down the indentations on it not too much but make it skinnier. Than go out and find a Toyota.. If you try to open a Corona/Corolla early model i guarantee you will pop the door AND the ignition. With more desirable cars such as Celica's you will have more success with the older models but the latest i have ever stolen is a 1984 nice Celica.. The BEST toyota i was ever able to start and take was a '85 Supra but i only got one ONCE.. Things to look out for: If you live in a big city, you may notice some Toyota's have steering locks on them. You may still raid these cars for stereo's and shit but chances are the owner knows about the glitch and will probably park his car right under his window. Of course if you see a little blinking red light in the car (usually on nice celica's) dont phuck with it unless you can out-run a bullett. Some owners that are aware of the glitch will remove the ignition coil from the distributer. so if the car doesnt start after turning it for 10 seconds run like hell... the owner may be listening. If you care enough to do this you can allways bring your own ignition coil and connect it (if you know how) if you don't don't bother you will be shot sitting there with a flashlight looking around for the hole that it goes into. Some owners also think they are slick by disconnecting one of the batterey contacts .. so if u think it is safe just pop the hood and re-connect it. Misc. Tips/Excuses: When you steal the car you will probably want to keep it for as little time as possible. If you have a chop-shop or somewhere to ditch the car fast take it there. If you are taking it just to drive around it is advised strongly to take it after 1am. and ditch it by 7am. In california the law states that you can not be convicted of Grand-Theft-Auto if the cars has not been in fact reported stolen by the owner at the time of the arrest. If you DO get pulled over and do not wish to go to jail try saying you we're at some bar or a party and some-guy sent you to the store in his car. When you are actually stealing the car if somebody screams 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAR!?!' just act like you are fucking drunk off your ass and stumble away mumbling 'urr umm it looked like my fucking car ... OH THERE IT IS DOWN THE BLOCK..' or better yet BE DRUNK... it works wonders for your nerves .. If you are taking the car in a busy area make sure not to look around too much... just get in like you own the car and you are in a hurry!... Also DONT FUCK UP THE CAR UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO DITCH IT FOR GOOD!... Phun with Toyota's once u got them: Well.. most of you proably can use your imagination but here are some of my personal favorites. Smash Up Derby- Get a phriend of yours to snag one too.. go into a VERY deserted area and proceed to live out your life long fantasy of destroying a car. The Ghost Ride- Well.. if u live in CA .. or someother hilly area put the car in neutral and send it Fed-Ex down a one way street.. preferably the one way street is going up a very steep hill. Also try aiming the car toward a brick wall (or another car)... Attatch a heavy weight to the accelerator. Ta-Da!!!! The Hazzard - Take the car to a busy intersection with a blind turn where people usually fly hella fast around it.. make sure it is clear... Turn off lights in the car and lock all the doors .. and pull the parking brake... RUN. If you are lucky you will get some Botch (see the phrenzy dictionary(Botch= Varsity football player/Spoiled Rich suburbanite brat/ Wanna-be marine/anybody named Biff,Lance,Brent, or Johnny)) on a Ninja or an Eliminator Motorcycle doing about 80 on the turn with his Sally (the slut that hangs off biffs arm cause he has money/ usually named Sally/Muffy/Bitchcuntslutwhore) On the back of the motorcycle do a nice endo into the strategically placed Toyota.. and glide head over heels abrubtly .. and then slammed on to the pavement to receive a fury of friction burns(concrete body massage) and then be left a shapeless bloody pulp in the middle of the road. ... =WHOOPSIE!!= The Job Taker - Park in some guys driveway sideways or back in to it and press against the garage door (do this late at night with the lights off obviously) then lock up the car pull the brake (so they cant tow it) and leave it there ... he will probably not notice it until the lame fuck is already a few minutes late for work and then will be fired for the in excusable absence... Conclusion: Anyway this file is not much good if you are a 13 year old rodent that just sits at home and thinks he is a hardened criminal because he uses codes/trades warezzzzzz. this file is for people that realize that a Toyota taken is a Toyota EARNED!... anyway call Phrenzy's Phreakline VMB (415)561-1498 ... if there is a wierd recording or a out of order recording just press pound and it will let you leave a message post codez if u want and i will circulate the received inpho daily!. So have phun with your new cars i hope you have many new doors opened for you. CLAIMER: T TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY FOR ANYONE THAT DOES NOT FUCK PEOPLE OVER WITH THIS FILE. I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PUSSY- LAME RODENTS THAT ARE AFRAID OF REAL PHUN!... SO IF U DONT USE THIS FILE FOR WHAT ITS TRULY MADE FOR I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE! IF YOU *DO* STEAL CARS .. I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSABILITY AND JUST REFER THE VICTIM TO MY VOICE MAIL BOX SO I CAN SHOW THEM HOW SORRY I AM WITH A 72 PAGE ALLIANCE BILL. 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